Lurgan College

A shanty school in the shit part of the town, lurgan. It has low effort work, and is a rat's den.

Have you heard about that rubbish school Lurgan College.

by Evan donaldson September 07, 2020

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Lurgan College

Lurgan College is an underdeveloped college with low standards, the staff are incapable of teaching and unfortunately this lead to failure for many. If you wish to study GCSEs I highly recommend St Ronan's College, a much more welcoming and aspirational school where the staff's main objective is getting the student the grades they need.

Did you pass your GCSE's? "No i attended Lurgan College sadly."

by JacobDaly123 August 25, 2023

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tawa college

The place where friendships, relationships and enemies are made or broken. Everyone who went through the stress of going here never had the intention of "entering to learn" or "departing to serve", but instead came here because of the faces that would greet them at the canteen ready to scab money from everything that had a heartbeat. the people who you would leave to New World with at lunch and chill at Grasslees with. In my time at TC, I have made many accomplishments and achievements that everyone should try to achieve as well, such as climbing the rugby posts, climbing the tower at the canteen, being egged by the yr13 leavers, doing massive drifts with a bicycle on the field, kicking an uncountable amount of balls on the gym roof, getting a detention with the deans, getting involved with more activities (yes it is worth it), being hammered in the face with a dodge ball, do not do survivor though, it is a waste of money and you are going to lose, spending every afternoon at grasslees and swimming in the river. Anyone who is lucky enough to go to this school is guaranteed to leave with good memories and relationships that will last forever.

Tawa college is the best high school in the world and there is no doubt about it.

by MrLucasIsALegend November 24, 2019

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Rabbinical college of america

Rca is a religious rabbinical yeshiva where the boys there talk to trees and dont get any pussy they try hard to stand out but the only thing standing out is their boners, its a good school after all to become a lawyer or jewish doctor and make your jewish grandmother rebbeca proud. The learning is very top tier and suitable for any jewish boy after their bar mitzvah with drake. the boys give off good radiance in the streets and inspire others with not such radical ideals. Did i forget that rca is highly recognized. They learn talmud an ancient series of jewish texts in which they apply to all academic studies- talmudic law, talmudic health, talmudic plumbing, talmudic shelving. The boys in rca tend to be good looking and many other jewish schools are jelous of that fact.

Shoshana did you hear "davids son is studying talmudic fishing in rabbinical college of america"

"Wow hes one sexy jonah he must have learnt in rabbinical college of america"

He botched aunt bettys surgery he must have studied talmudic health in rabbinical college of america

"Amazing the shit stopped leaking from the kitchen stove that plumber must have studied talmudic plumbing in rabbinical college of america"

by David cohen November 23, 2021

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