Clown

Lacey Hollifield

Damn Lacey is a clown

by Drugs r bad March 10, 2022

Clown Mouth

Slang for chapped lips.

I disregarded the lip balm and constantly wet my lips, and now I have clown mouth.

by AmeliorateTooLate February 12, 2024

Clown tactics

Trying to force somebody or a group to respect you through threats of stricter measures, more laws/rules, statistics, and other shit like that.

The clown was looking for clown tactics to use his/her bank account to force eople to respect him/her via doubling down on rules and laws.

by Solid Mantis April 21, 2021

Crazy Clown

This is when you are having sex with a woman on her period. You pull out and quickly put it in her mouth. As you can imagine, your penis would be bloody so putting in her mouth would result in her lips getting red all around, kinda like a clown's make-up. This results in a Crazy Clown.

Damn dude, last night Becky didn't tell me she was raggin', so I paid her back by making her a crazy clown.

by meecho January 25, 2013

clown car of clusterfuck

1. A shit-show; chaos at the top of a sinking corporate or entertainment hierarchy.
2. A revolving door of incompetent bosses.

Coined and used by wrestling promoter Eric Bischoff.

"It was a clown car of clusterfuck at the top so I didn't need to know nor did I care."

With who they were bringing in, I knew it was gonna be a clown car of clusterfuck at my job.

by I mean, yeah March 1, 2020

circus of clowns

n: a shit-ton of clowns; a large grouping of clowns with a malevolent purpose

The circus of clowns rode the herd of war elephants on a pillaging rampage.
When Tim woke up, his worst nightmare had been realized: a circus of clowns had abducted him in his sleep.

by biggitylogos May 8, 2014

Ass Clown

GOP House Candidate Martin Hyde

Ass Clown aka Martin Hyde who is obstinately or intolerantly devoted to his or her own opinions and prejudices
especially : one who regards or treats the members of a group (such as a racial or ethnic group) with hatred and intolerance.

by Phact February 27, 2022