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Mushroom Burn

When one drunk dude passes out at high noon with his cock on a girls cheek in the middle of the afternoon allowing for the sun to burn them. Once sobering up, the woman realizes that she has a mushroom burn on her cheek when looking at a reflection in a mirror.
Tom: Bro, did aunt Sally have a mushroom burn at the family gathering this evening??
Bill: She definitely did, but so did her daughter...

Tom: They got a new pool cleaner, didn't they?
Bill: Yes, yes they did.
by DirtyDan89 October 9, 2018
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Don’t burn the birthday boy

A phrase used when someone puts down someone who is happy about
Person 1-“hey guys i got a new dog im so happy” Person 2-“Why is it so ugly” Person 3-“Come on dude, don’t burn the birthday boy
by useful duck June 11, 2025
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Pubic rug burn

When you and your partner violently rub up against each other, causing a fire.
kaya: yooooo can we have sex?
millie: yeah but just a pubic rug burn though lets not charizard tho
kaya: oops sorry
by Gilf Destroyer 6969 May 20, 2025
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Goldilocks Burn

When you know you definitely will come, it’s beyond your control, but you haven’t come yet and you want to prolong the joy, you are feeling the Goldilocks Burn. When the angles and tempo are just so and it’s go go go, that’s the Goldilocks Burn.
“Man, I can tell you Stig fully maxxed out the Goldilocks Burn last night- I didn’t time it but it seemed like ages.”

“Oh yes, Sam has a solid reputation as someone who can totally meter out a serious Goldilocks Burn.”
by MyrootingcupOverfloweth June 7, 2023
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Linkin Burns

A human being that is in liking of MMA towards children as well as assault charges
OMG! you just suplex that kid, you must be Linkin Burns
by TheBentLog March 4, 2025
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4th Degree Burn

A 4th degree burn occurs when you verbally burn someone so bad that they mentally break and burn themselves.
I burned her so bad she got a 4th degree burn and there ain't no treatment for a burn that sick.
by Sparkette fuckface January 29, 2020
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honduran rug burn

When a short ageless person of South American descent gives you a painful release on your wiener.
I took home Maria last night and she gave me the worse Honduran rug burn last night.
by BlazingAeriola666 July 17, 2018
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