acute boner

A term used when a subject sees something that is so cute that an erection or sexual arousal occurs.

That kitten is so cute it gave me acute boner when I was cuddling it.

by acuteboneritis April 30, 2013

Boner-bod

When a guy/girl has such low body fat that there's veins all over their body, resulting in their limbs resembling a full on boner

Guy 1: "Bro did you see that guy? He was shredded cunt!"

Guy 2: "Yeah brah, he looked like he had a boner for arms!"

Boner-bod

by thewildeone August 11, 2016

Dirrhea Boner

When you have to shit so bad you become sexually aroused.

Andrew made some bad decisions last night and on his way to work got a dirrhea boner.

by J Adkins OU May 14, 2016

Lubey Boner

A man erects a boner while applying abundant amounts of lubricant

He received a Lubey Boner before he got it in with his girl

by MonsterGagz March 23, 2011

gooch boner

The raging hard on that you get from deep within the gooch. Adds 3 to 5 inches of girth/length. Every male has these moments.

Dude, Carrie Underwood totally gives me a gooch boner.

by Girthquake69 January 9, 2016

Boner bend

Pressing your erection against the object of your affection.

Before putting it in, I gave my loved one a few boner bends against her knees, just to let her know I care.

by GhostWarriorDong October 2, 2013

Wild Boner

a spontaneously obtained erection; an erection achieved at an odd time and place

"Hey bob! i see that you and kevin sho- uh... bob, i think your buddy here has a wild boner"

"if your pimp got a wild boner outta nowhere, would you be there to tame it?

Fuck yeah!!"

by stinkytaco May 17, 2010