Comedy Boner

When you get "excited" about something that is literally fucking hilarious and no one else is around.

Cletus (Extreme Trumpeter): "Man! I'm really glad that Fuhrer Trump selected the extremely intelligent goddess that is Miss Sarah Palin for vice Fuhrer!"
Jack (Sane person): "I have such a comedy boner right now..."

by velopciraptor February 21, 2016

clutch boner

When you're in a 1 vs 4 situation and you manage to win the round, and your penis becomes enlarged.

"Holy fuck dude nice clutch!"
"Yeah man! I have such a clutch boner!"

by ノ(ಠ_ಠノ ) May 01, 2015

Bong Boner

That feeling you get after hitting a bong.

Dude, that hit gave me a bong boner so bad.

by JuneYank69 July 20, 2018

Stoner Boner

Refers to an elivated sence of sexuality induced by narcotics.

“Girl put the drugs down! You don’t really want to fuck him. You just have a stoner boner.”

by Tomkat May 14, 2018

Dirrhea Boner

When you have to shit so bad you become sexually aroused.

Andrew made some bad decisions last night and on his way to work got a dirrhea boner.

by J Adkins OU May 15, 2016

acute boner

A term used when a subject sees something that is so cute that an erection or sexual arousal occurs.

That kitten is so cute it gave me acute boner when I was cuddling it.

by acuteboneritis April 30, 2013

Vaginal boner

when a girls clitoris gets so hard it's almost like a boner.

This girl sat down with her legs spread open, we could totally see her vaginal boner

by Dicksupmyass6969 August 30, 2015