Playing baseball with an ax and a grenade

A phrase used in reaponse to to someone else’s unnecessarily risky behavior.

Johnny: Did you hear that Bruce is going to be free climbing the Grand Canyon upside down and blindfolded, all the while having a rattlesnake coiled around his penis!?
Gregor: well, he sure is playing baseball with an ax and a grenade.

by The Earl of Sandwiches May 9, 2018

quarter base

When you first hold hands with your girl.

Dude: yo, last night I mad it to quarter base!!!
Bro: you guys holdin’ hands already? BET

by Hotmommalover69xxxomega May 14, 2018

American Baseball

When somebody throw's a baseball in Your'e Anal And Large Amount Of People Watch It As It Happens.

Man,I need some Attention i Should Start American Baseballing

by IMsorrynot July 21, 2018

-1st base

Where you die before the girl evn knows you exist

Liam: dude I just got -1st base\
Tim: so that's why we're in heaven

by i'mtrumpandilovelasagna September 17, 2018

TOC Based Shooter

TOC Based Shooter, or just TOC Shooter, is any Team, Objective, Class Based shooter game, such as Overwatch, Team Fortress 2, or Paladins.

A: Hey what's your favorite game?
B: I like Overwatch!
A: oh that TOC Based Shooter?

by TheDefinateDefiner November 6, 2018

Air Base Hooker

A prostitute, but one who acts with the greater speed, efficiency and warfighting capability one would expect from a prostitute working an installation of the United States Air Force.

Bob: Whoa, that car is really fast!
Jim: Yeah, faster than an air base hooker!

by Air Base Hooker January 18, 2019

Alaskan Baseball

When you’re giving a blowjob and instead of moving your lips up and down, you spin your head around the dick while you have your mouth on it. You do this enough times while the guy lays down so you’re dizzy. If you spin too much, you’ll throw up on his dick, and that will (not) be pretty.

Hey baby, you want to try a new position tonight? How about Alaskan Baseball? I want to make you spin!

by Feeling Kinda Naughty August 28, 2019