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sacrificial biscuit

When you have opened a packet of biscuits and eaten a few and then leave them for a couple of days, the top biscuit in the pack will go stale, but in doing so, will keep the rest of the biscuits fresh - it is deemed the sacrificial biscuit...
Person 1 - "Yeah I'll have a biscuit, but don't give me the stale one at the top"
Person 2 - "don't worry bro, I would never give a homie the sacrificial biscuit"
by das raving salty man 2K16 August 29, 2023
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Greasy biscuit

A customer that demands a table outside when it's 98 degrees outside and it's about to rain and expects perfect service and then demands a table inside when it starts to rain
by Marshmallow_girl July 27, 2024
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The Biscuit Conundrum

The calculation or guestimate required to work out just the right amount of alcohol and “vitamin powder” you can stand before having to play Sunday league at 10 in the morning.

Often miscalculated, leading to injuries, vomiting and disappointed teammates.
Richard: “What’s George doing over there?”

Jack: “Trying to work out his prematch limits.”

Andrew: “Oh. The Biscuit Conundrum.”

Daniel: “I hope he gets it right. He’s got a relegation 6 pointer tomorrow morning”
by x427 October 5, 2023
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Spooky Biscuit

When you cum/ finish on someone's face during the month of October
I was having sex with Katie the other day and I pulled out and gave her a spooky biscuit
by Woman's right to vote cause ww October 11, 2023
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derfin biscuit

An accusatory phrase that implies that something you just heard is made up, imagined or a far reaching fantasy.

Some biscuits resemble the shape of a cow patty so this is a clean way of saying "bullshit" or "BS".
That is a total derfin biscuit...you just made that up!
Nobody would believe that in that "derfin biscuit".
That's some derfin BS right there!
by Mongo10 October 23, 2023
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Sodomy Biscuits

Only certain people can buy these biscuit due to the way people voted.
I wanted to by a packet of Sodomy Biscuits and Lurleen told me I couldn't because I voted No
by EgoMeatMachine November 28, 2023
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Tiddy Biscuit

The name of a game someone plays involving two or more parties in a shooter game where the parties end up luring each other into a shootout. The parties end up going back and forth hiding behind the wall or crouching and popping out to get crack shots at the other party and it often goes on for several seconds until one person gets pissed off and runs in to finish the offender. Basically, fuck around and find out or try and see what happens.

The history involved a group of friends back in high school playing Halo. This was one of the many random things we said while playing.
by Mustang Minardi November 30, 2023
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