Assholely

The act of being a total dick to another person.

You are behaving assholely to me and I would appreciate it if you went to hell.

by Gun Safety Dwight November 11, 2019

Asshole

Alex

“Stop being such an Alex”
“Alex is an Asshole”

by Duh🙃 April 2, 2019

Asshole Aqueduct

The shape your asshole makes after a long stretch of time where it's being used as a holder for dildos. Similar to the holes in an actual aqueduct

"Man, that Tammy is so kinky. She made me get an asshole aqueduct because she blackmailed me into holding her dildo for a week.

by CarlMyMan January 5, 2022

One Beer Asshole

An extremely mean and lightweight drinker.

Fuck! He's been here 10 minutes and already Jason's tried to hit on my girlfriend, punch me in the mouth, and screw my dog in the bathroom. What a one beer asshole!

by fred ledge September 11, 2011

Smashed Assholes

An awful smell, or when something or someone stinks.

Did you shower today , cause you smell like a Barrell full of Smashed Assholes

by Vladamir Slobbadownmycockyabit February 14, 2018

Asshole

A person who is a jerk

Person 1 Shut the fuck up you fucking idiot

Person 2 You're an asshole

by Boogereater69 November 27, 2020

Asshole

George

"OMG! There's an asshole!" "IKR! George = ASSHOLE

by imugly.com February 8, 2020