by Frocoochie Q. Lottaweave May 26, 2014
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Get the bitch toast mug.Someone who repeatedly uses large, complicated words when only the basic word is required and/or jumbles up words together that don't have the same meaning as intended. (Attempting to sound smarter than they actually are.)
Prof: Now who can explain the theory?
Student: I obtain the ability!
Prof: Okay Michelle, go ahead.
Student: I have high doubts in the cognitive processes of this theorist as he continually demostrates excavating premonitions about the ongoing insanities of the homo sapien population. His theory contradicts all predescendant foreknowledge.
Prof: Well now class, we seem to have a thesaurus bitch in our midst.
Student: I obtain the ability!
Prof: Okay Michelle, go ahead.
Student: I have high doubts in the cognitive processes of this theorist as he continually demostrates excavating premonitions about the ongoing insanities of the homo sapien population. His theory contradicts all predescendant foreknowledge.
Prof: Well now class, we seem to have a thesaurus bitch in our midst.
by ILoveBigMacs89 June 13, 2012
Get the thesaurus bitch mug.To complain irritatingly about a future event that may or may not happen.
For example,If we go there, the Sox will lose, you'll get drunk and I'll hate it.
If we have that picnic, it'll be 90 degrees, we'll be attacked by wasps and I'll hate it.
If you buy that, it will wear out, we'll go broke and I'll hate it.
For example,If we go there, the Sox will lose, you'll get drunk and I'll hate it.
If we have that picnic, it'll be 90 degrees, we'll be attacked by wasps and I'll hate it.
If you buy that, it will wear out, we'll go broke and I'll hate it.
He pre-bitches whenever he suggests doing something he doesn't want to do.
Pre-bitching is really annoying because it brings up imaginary problems to oppose a plan.
Pre-bitching is really annoying because it brings up imaginary problems to oppose a plan.
by Shhhammo September 6, 2009
Get the pre-bitch mug.An easy-going, classy female that does the right thing no matter what and doesn't care what anyone thinks about that!
"Whip me, beat me, call me Edna... and a Bitch... like it's an insult.... I don't care! I got everything I want and need, Glory Be To God!"
(cloud of dust and turnt up asphalt)
~REAL Bitch
(cloud of dust and turnt up asphalt)
~REAL Bitch
by Blesss u! You can't stop me. October 12, 2013
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Get the teacher's bitch mug.the person who is sent to get coffee for the whole office or group of friends at the beggining of the day. usually on a first name basis with the dunkin donuts person. coffee bitch is usually carrying a 7 to 12 coffee drinks with them. sometimes accompanied by a fellow coffee bitch
"i need my caffiene fix. who's the coffee bitch today?"
"katherine"
who's she?
"the slut with the red hair who's carrying all the coffee"
"katherine"
who's she?
"the slut with the red hair who's carrying all the coffee"
by caffienequeen830 August 6, 2006
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