Half flipping burger

When you work at McDonald’s and flip a burger one time won’t even say would you like fries with that literally put a pube in the burger and then you fap in the bathroom like a wolf walking retard and then get lost in some washed up swirly covered in shit by your boss tryna lick every single finger off after you get your salt put on top of your own shit then you lick the toilet seat say goodbye to your favourite chair and come back the next day to start a new day.
by EddieBrock5 October 23, 2023
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Half & Half

Half lemonade and half Iced-tea (Arnold Palmer if you're fancy). More commonly used southern united states and Baltimore.
Let's get some Half & Half from the corner store down the street.
by LiveXP April 22, 2024
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half canned

When you’re not quite drunk yet but you also wouldn’t say you’re sober

Halfway to drunk
Buddy and I were already half canned on whiskey when we hit the bars
by andre le midget December 26, 2020
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half past dog

Not having a flying clue what the time is and you should generally just get fucked for asking mate
Jack: what's the time

Joe : half past dog

Jack : checks phone due to Joe not knowing
by Downesy October 07, 2020
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half-great-granduncle

My half-great-granduncle is a good person.
by Gtopql November 24, 2019
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half-quarter

when the relationship only lasts six weeks, or half a calendar quarter of 12.
"Jenn called them 'half-quarters' because in six weeks, they were done: they'd had all the sex possible, and now they were bored."
by George Leo August 15, 2022
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half-baked meme

an echolalia of mine. more specifically, a meme that is dank, but not yet and must increase in dankness.
i made a half-baked meme and i will ensure that it gets danker over time.
by autisticmemer March 30, 2018
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