Sloppy John

A sloppy joe on a hotdog bun.

We've only got hotdog buns so I guess we're having sloppy johns tonight.

by jakestl July 6, 2018

Sloppy Lobster

Eating out the booty with melted garlic butter while they are wearing fishnets, timbs and a biker jacket.

Kenny: How was last night?
Blake: I gave her the old Sloppy Lobster...ya know

by green_peen_memes January 12, 2021

Sloppy Joe

When someone with dementia sucks you off with a mouth full of dip.

Grandma gave me a sloppy Joe.

by Sky-Daddy April 22, 2024

sloppy ninja

When your girl is sleeping,, jerk off and cum on her face

When she is startled and starts to wake up ... duck under the bed

She had no idea where the splooge came from .. I gave her a sloppy ninja

by Sivkfuker February 20, 2017

Sloppy Dallas

When a female gives a male a blowjob but she has a mouthful of dip.

"She gave me a Sloppy Dallas and all the dip spit went everywhere."

by SheMcNasty October 15, 2020

Sloppy joe

Any (S)an (J)acinto 1st street gang member.

Fuck a Sloppy Joe & their dead homies

by Slogans June 11, 2021

Sloppy Swaggy

When one smacks his creamy erect penis in his or hers face then mistakenly jabs her in the eye with the tip of his giant cock while screaming swag!!

I mistakenly gave my girl a sloppy swaggy when I poked her in the eye with my giant horse meat while I proceeded to tell her how swag it was on the top of my lungs.

by Bruniikswag July 12, 2024