turd smurgler

a person who is very deceiving and sneaky about things involving insignificant things

Peter was being a turd smurgler yesterday about dumb shit

by Steve Burhman May 28, 2008

turd-socket

a woman who has poor hygiene. a lazy female. a woman who doesn't care.

Man i can't believe that turd-socket. she's trying to say that my brother is the father of her baby!

by silentstormer July 11, 2016

Cat turd

A giant dip of Copenhagen Long Cut Straight used by Richstrong...

Richstrong have skipped that poverty frozen pizza thing and just had a bigger cat turd!

by Miscer ExPat August 16, 2024

turd-in-the-hole

when you make toad-in-the-hole but it looks like literal shit

friend 1: what'd you make for dinner?
friend 2: i fucked up and made turd-in-the-hole

by DizzyHotSauce September 25, 2023

Miracle turd

A miracle turd is a turd which requires either minimal to no wiping

Joe-''you will never believed what happened man, this morning I dropped a miracle turd''
Bob-''No way, I thought that they were myths''

by Hola ese June 8, 2015

Heard Turd

The turd you find in your bed occasionally, especially after an argument.

I came home from work today to find a Heard Turd in my bed. My girl blamed the dog, but that thing was bigger than he was. She always does this after we fight...

by barnyardhowl April 25, 2022

Turd maxxing

Where one does the act of freezing a turd and shoving it up their anus.

Daniel "lets get Kyle and make him do turd maxxing"

by gangster definitons March 19, 2024