Max

imagine an emo met someone with every possible mental illness, fused and then created an abomination that stays on twitter just to cancel 15 year olds and put trigger warnings on literally everything they say

Michael: dude have you heard about max?

Becky: haven't why?

Michael: the dudes lost his mind, he just had a break down because he couldn't dox a kid for blocking him

Becky: HA, no seriously he needs to get a grip

by juiceboxkw July 11, 2021

Max

A common term for sex used in New Zealand

Wanna have some Max later on tonight

by JoshtheBoshWithaMackintosh January 25, 2023

Max Kirby

a sexy man, 6 feet tall and black

jon: i jerk off to max kirby

by ijerkofftomax August 6, 2022

Jordyn and max

the best couple in the whole world

have you seen Jordyn and Max? they locked in for life

by BigBoOtBitcCh August 21, 2022

blindness pro max

Can be abbreviated as bp+.
The action of urinating, taking a shit, farting, burping, yelling loudly, or orgasming to escape or avoid a situation. Usually used to stop watching a dirty video your friends are showing you.

Person 1: Pffff, look at this
Person 2: no i dont wanna see that dirty shit
Person 2: *shits himself*
Person 1: dude, did you just blindness pro max my ass?

by gay paintbrush monokuma November 1, 2021

max

strange donny with wavy eyebrows. quite clapped. if you see him in the street, he’s probably just kidnapped someone’s dog. don’t trust max.

“wait, is that max?”
“yeah, he just finessed my dog”

by kitkatchuncky August 5, 2021

Chris Church Maxing

Chris Chruch Maxing is when you wear a red nike tech for long periods of time

Damn twin ur chris church maxing

by Sigma skibidi goat February 4, 2025