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Jesus my friend

If you ever meet someone named Jesus your very lucky he is always there for you and he is always tryna play fight he is very strong loyal and when you in a bad situation he will help you so that’s what a great friend is.
by zDeagleX January 6, 2019
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Jesus would be an army

The Fandom of the boy group BTS is called ARMY. Some armys made up the phrase "Jesus would be an army", because that's a fact.
Jesus would be an army. PERIODT.
by KIMCHIENTERTAINMENT June 19, 2020
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2 inches for jesus

"2 Inches for Jesus" is the appropriate distance between a girl and boy during a dance, often seen at school proms.
2 inches for jesus is used in a sentence to inform people the correct distance between them to dance, as to not be too provocative

"Leave two inches for jesus" said the principle at the school dance
by Gonkaholic March 6, 2023
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Drowning In The Blood Of Jesus

A term for when someone’s past catches up with them.
The blood of Christ in this interpretation represents sin and his body, a clean sinless body. Meaning when you drown in his blood you’re being consumed by sin.
Guy one: Ah naw remember Tony? That shit finally caught up with him

Guy two: drowning in the blood of Jesus, god bless him
by Toasted Tony November 17, 2021
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jesus antonio martinez

Greatest man you can ever meet.Strongest man you can ever meet. Always picks the right girlfriend and a girl who has him is the luckiest girl in the world.
Jesus Antonio Martinez is awesome he is a pro at basketball he is so great maybe the greatest person i ever met and has a beautiful girlfriend she is so lucky to have him he is dreamy and really strong .
by green gazes May 10, 2018
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Jesus H. Christ

the name of te guy who made me emo and gave me the gay.
A: Do you know what the 'H.' is Jesus H. Christ means?

A: That's right. It stands for hottie. Jesus Hottie Christ

The following evening, A was beaten up
by urdad.com December 5, 2021
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seeing Jesus in the toast

to see a pattern of something that is not really there or not formed by your believed cause.
Alex is really seeing Jesus in the toast when he claims that the Illuminati are communicating through magazine covers.
by Citation Puffin January 10, 2015
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