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Pull a Wilson

To stay in bed.

Derived from legendary Beach Boy Brian Wilson, who reputedly stayed in bed for three years during an unsavory bout of drug-induced depression.
Employee A: How come you haven't been to work in 3 days?

Employee B: I got bombed on the weekend and had to pull a wilson.
by Django Jim August 14, 2010
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pull a whitman

Spending an obscene amount of cash to cover up you shortcomings and still failing immensely because the public knowledge of your ineptness is too great.
Man did you see Meg Whitman pull a whitman in that 2010 California election by spending like $150 million on ads and then TOTALLY FAILING.
by dethbird November 4, 2010
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Pulling a Richard

When a man forces himself onto a woman, or other man.

The act of being a douche bag.
Wow Jim, why are you Pulling a Richard right now? She totally doesn't want it.
by KimJongsoILL November 17, 2010
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Pulling a friday

When your parent or guardian nags you and makes you get them either something to eat or drink while they're relaxed, and slipping any 'non' food items in. Comes from the scene in the 1995 movie 'Friday' where Ice Cube's character Craig puts a defected ice cube into his nagging father's cup. Hence Pulling a Friday
Mother: Kayman!!
Kayman(out of breath: Yea mom.
Mother: Get me some ice tea.
Kayman: But I'm busy
Mother: Well, you aint busy enough for me to whoop that ass now do what I said.
Kayman: (Groans) Fine.

*In kitchen*

Kayman: (Grumbling to self while pouring the juice) Dumb lazy ass bitch

Mother:(From other side of the house) Put ice in the cup too! And hurry!

Kayman: (Sucks teeth, and gets ice. One falls on the floor, Kayman bends down and as he is about to throw it out smiles wickedly and plops it in the cup and serves it to his mother, and thinks to self pulling a friday is awesome)
by Kayeman Lanes April 3, 2006
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Pulled a PJ

When an extremely intoxicated male wakes up in unfamiliar surrounding and has to urinate badly but has no knowledge of where the bathroom is. He then proceeds to relieve himself on anything resembling a toilet.
Fav: Dude, I fucking pulled a PJ last nite.
Dolan: Where?
Fav: Baker's hamper.
Dolan: She hacked off?
Fav: No doubt. I got some splainin' to do.
by Fav February 13, 2008
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Pulling a Rocky

When you or a friend hit yourself in the balls while doing a task or chore
"Dude I just hit myself in the balls while air guitaring"
"HAHA you are pulling a rocky yo"
by Tomas Gonzalez March 3, 2008
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Pulling a J

A guy that is a scetchy flake.
When a guy tells a girl he wants to hang out with her, but never fallows through. In the future he repeats the same episode. He is Pulling a J
by Tuti May 2, 2008
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