The placement of two small (or large) potatoes in a man’s shorts or Speedos with the express purpose of attracting women through his supposed physical endowments. This is a sad act engaged in primarily by men who are quite short or very pale skinned or skinny or butt ugly. Also, it is the gait affected by the man with said potatoes in said shorts.
“Look at that little skinny guy Potato Balling down the beach. His jewels are moving too independently of each other to be for real.”
by AhLaVache August 26, 2013

A potato male is a frail and weak male compared to other higher class males such as Yogurt males and Gigma males. They are very self conscious and hate going to the gym and people that go to it. Unlike Yogurt males they try to make there life simpler but end up making it the most complicated thing on earth by overthinking everything. Basically, these guys are the guys that get bullied in school
by The Yogurt male July 25, 2022

The best thing.
The places it's grown are the best, namely Idaho and Ireland. They are so great that many museums have been built just for them. They are so great that when they went bad a million people died.
I am potato
The places it's grown are the best, namely Idaho and Ireland. They are so great that many museums have been built just for them. They are so great that when they went bad a million people died.
I am potato
Person 1:"What do you want to do?"
Person 2:"Potato."
Person 1:"What?"
Person 2:"POTATO!! Potato, potato potato, pototo."
Person 2:"Potato."
Person 1:"What?"
Person 2:"POTATO!! Potato, potato potato, pototo."
by Ranger Russet December 31, 2023

by DeusVult Infidels December 16, 2020

1. The dandruff clumps on your taint.
2. An obscure sexual aroused fetish using potatos
3. Sticking your nose between Someones pelvis and anus.
2. An obscure sexual aroused fetish using potatos
3. Sticking your nose between Someones pelvis and anus.
Katie:What are you doing back there Jim?
Jim: There were yellow flakes on the bed !
Katie:You think its gooch potato?
Jim:Its definitely gooch potato
Jim: There were yellow flakes on the bed !
Katie:You think its gooch potato?
Jim:Its definitely gooch potato
by AsAboveSoBelow420 October 11, 2017

by yeetboi396 March 5, 2018

When a husband has vaginal sex with his wife in order to reproduce. This is only for instances in which the people fucking are a straight married couple who intend to create a child. A reference to the mashed potato like appearance of most newborn babies.
Kyle: hey john what are you planning on doing this weekend?
John: just making mashed potatoes with my sexy wife.
John: just making mashed potatoes with my sexy wife.
by bigbrian42069 September 19, 2019
