Jenkins Money

One who has so much money they could crush you with their ATM receipt but pretends to be broke. Also known as a Big Baller or The Hammer.

Man I would love to buy that new truck but I don't have that Jenkins money.

by Sir Shady McShade February 28, 2023

Paying the people around me with money you made from my enslavement to help you keep me enslaved

And I still don't give a single absolute fuck about historical slavery or child murder.

Hym "Paying the people around me with money you made from my enslavement to help you keep me enslaved now going to be the impetus for child murder. They should have told you to go fuck yourself so I'm going to go ahead and do it for them. Go fuck yourself!"

by Hym Iam July 5, 2025

boot money

Paper currency (usually benjamins) stored in a cowboy boot in the back of one's closet in attempt to avoid scrutiny from a significant other or spouse. This money is usually reserved for questionable activities that require heightened discretion.

setting: two guys walk into a strip club

Guy 1 (handed a wad of cash by Guy 2): No way I can accept five hundred dollars in cash
Guy 2: Don't worry about it, dude, this is boot money

by catpaw September 1, 2012

money pocket

Another name for a vagina.

Don’t bother with Anna, she keeps that money pocket zipped up tight. Her sister Penolope will lend anyone a few bucks though.....

by IlldefineIt November 28, 2017

I'm not letting you keep the money you made off me

I'm not letting you steal my future.

Hym "I'm not letting you keep the money you made off me. This has nothing to do with my identity. You're not ever going to make the point you're trying to make and you don't care in the first place because doing this to me allows you to do something you could never do on your own."

by Hym Iam July 24, 2025

media new money depletion

when your daily and weekly newspapers don’t have an hour’s worth of reading material on business ideas.

The media new money depletion kept most people from being wealthy.

by Coop Dupe June 16, 2018

Money Week

A week-long Fiesta devoted to money. That means going to the bank everyday in Money Week, Buy all the rich things in the store with your money, and donate the poor people in the alley or something.

Person 1: Time to go to the bank for money!
Person 2: Why?
Person 1: Because it's Money Week!
Person 2: So you are gonna buy all the rich things at our local store?
Person 1: Yas my dudes!!

by DoodleBaldiBFB June 4, 2019