Yeet Ball

No rules team four square where you just scream and kick and yote the ball.

Hey, who wants to go play yeet ball?
Me! Me! Me!

by TurtleNugget911 November 21, 2019

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Balls Gone

When Scrappy got his balls ripped off by the vet.

Scrappy you had balls earlier, now after a trip to the vets you are balls gone

by Scrappys invisible balls August 1, 2010

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balls early

When you have to wake up early as feck. When you beat the sun, and get out of bed at the ass-crack of dawn crying "bring it on!". It's a gung-ho jolly sort of good time

We ask that you please pardon Mr. Carrell's not-so-sunny disposition...he was up balls early today.

by BeEpBeEpmofo September 8, 2016

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parched as balls

when you're so thirsty all you can think about is balls.

During half time of my soccer game, my grandma asked me if I wanted a gatorade. I said "Well obviously. Can't you tell I'm parched as balls?"

by coley and kwa April 19, 2010

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A large ball made of toilet paper stolen from your university bathroom. Once it has reached maximum girth (aka, a soon as you get sick wrapping it) it is covered in duct tape and is henceforth known as indistruct-a-ball

Woah, get a load of that indistruct-a-ball! I heard it was made of 25 big rolls of t.p. from the hill center!

by Goldphishe August 24, 2004

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ball-pisser

Someone who's dick is so small, when they pee, they piss on their balls.

Girl #1: How was that guy you hooked up with last night?
Girl #2: We got back to my place, but the sex was terrible, he was a total ball-pisser.
Girl#1: That small!?!?!!

Guy: Let's take this back to my room.
Girl: Alright.
(The two enter the room)
Guy: I have to warn you though, I'm a total ball-pisser.
Girl: I'm sure its not that small, show me.
(guy pulls down pants)
Girl: Hahahahahaha!!!!
Guy: You don't have to laugh, it's not that small.
Girls: YES IT IS!!!

by Ron Tacandong April 14, 2014

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