Jake

The guy that always manages to find a bird and fuck her down an alleyway and end up with lots of chlamydia kids with big heads

wheres jake?
he's with a fat bird down the alleyway again

by cheesypeesy April 26, 2020

Jake Paul

It is the definition of the word “dead”

Jake Paul is fuck boy that click baits the shit out of people.

by Anzade February 14, 2020

Jake

A nigga that reads urban dictionary’s to prove he has a big dick😭

Jake just stop

by anonymous February 16, 2022

Jake

Jake is a total unit, he has a big dick, mighty fine hair, and can snap a bitchs neck, and don’t even ask him to say no homo, he isn’t. I’m

Guy: Hey, are you Jake?
Jake: Yeah
Guy: You gotta big dick
Jake: totally

by ItsJustJake October 23, 2019

Jake

An ashole who will never be a good friend but a woman beater

Guy1 : what happened to that girl. guy2: Jake beat him up

by Your mum gay October 29, 2018

Jake

A know it all bitch that won’t stop talking.

“Ew Jake is here.”

by Wapperdude April 17, 2018

Snakey Jake

Overall dick who likes to spread gossip around

Man that guy is such a snakey jake

by Motherbanger April 14, 2020