Dad

You wanted to google your dad's name but it wasn't funny enough so you went on the urban dictionary. TOO BAD. IT'S still not funny.

Dad: hi son
Son: Dad, what's for dinner?

by whyareallthenamesusedalready November 19, 2020

Dad

The Man who created you with the assistance if your mother and brought you to this world

I love my dad he cares for me he protects me and most of all I love playig a good catch with him....I love you dad 😇

by BadassFucker!! December 01, 2015

dad

a dad is the best type of person you will ever meet

i love my (dad)

by tmr51609 October 01, 2020

Dad

A Nigga That Is A Runner As Soon As He Finds Out He Gonna Be A Father.

I'm Pregnant DadI Gotta Go Run To Store Be Back In A Few

by 21babygirl July 09, 2017

DAD

That one dude that went to get milk and never met

Boy 1: ew are those fake Jordan's hahaha brokie

Boy 2: shut up and go hug ur dad.. oh wait u can't find him

Boy 1: shut up u know he went to get milk when I was 3 and I licked his yummy ball sack without permission 😢

by Your dad's dad mom's brother November 23, 2022

Dad

Left, never coming back

Dad went to the store to get milk and never came back

by PICKLE NUGGS February 26, 2021

Dad

The male parent, specifically the one that leaves his child for a gallon of milk, only to disappear for multiple years until you somehow win the lottery.

Please come home, dad.

by YouPillock! January 14, 2021