Socks

Socks are stinky. They are as stinky as my school. They stink from miles away.

WARNING: never smell your socks

Omg my room stinks

As much as my smelly socks? I dont think thats possible

by SimsonLife November 20, 2021

Wet sock

Panties after squirting at a friends house

I had a wet sock when my cousin’s friend entered the room

by Rhoknows October 1, 2021

fucking with socks on

You're gay

Fucking with socks on on means that if your having gay sex but you don't want it to be gay

John: "I had sex with Gary last night"
Adam: "That's gay"
Gary: "no its not we were fucking with socks on"

by johns gay boyfriend gary October 13, 2021

sock bag

A Bag to put socks in whilst in the washing machine

I’ll have to buy a sock bag as the sock got into the waste pipe.

by The poor Landlord October 13, 2021

Glocks on socks

1. When you carry your Glock at an ankle-high position

2. The semen in your sock after beating meat

1. Gangster 1: "Yeah, I popped a cap in his ass after I had to reach for my Glock."

Gangster 2: "Nice, bro, that's why you gotta wear Glocks on socks

2. "I jizzed but I did not clean my sock. I just left some Glocks on socks in there"

by Poepsla October 14, 2021

sock of jiz

A way of describing a guy whos only interested in explicit pictures or sexting, but has no intention of actually hooking up.

Someone who is bold on snapchat, but doesn't initiate anything in person.

"How are things going with Derek?"
"He's being such a sock of jiz, he only hits me up when hes horny"

by taylxxr October 30, 2021

national poop sock day

why just why did you search this??? u need help

happy national poop sock day!

by poop soc enthusiest November 1, 2021