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Sock Day

The day a divorce becomes final.

The term is a reference to the house elves in J.K. Rowling's Harry Potter series, who (by the logic of the books) can be released from servitude if their "master" gives them an article of clothing. Specifically, the character Dobby the house elf is set free when Harry Potter tricks Dobby's master, Lucius Malfoy, into giving Dobby a sock, after which Dobby proclaims "Dobby is a free elf."
Today is my sock day. One last hour in court, a couple of signatures, and now I am finally free of my ex forever.
by Shugiebeaux November 23, 2021
mugGet the Sock Daymug.

Sock parade

Basically when candidate on a military course like basic or something along those lines is such a shitbag the rest of the candidates pin the victim down in the night while they sleep, and beat them with socks full of bars of soap.
We gave Pte fuckstick a sock parade last night maybe he will preform better.
by Pte window licker May 31, 2021
mugGet the Sock parademug.

sock docking

A gay man engaging in masturbation into a sock.
Can't get a boyfriend, try sock docking.
by avinabeer December 11, 2018
mugGet the sock dockingmug.

gimp sock puppet

The art of a gimp having a hand stuffed into his anus and being ordered to pretend it's a puppet.
As the hand was thrust into his rectum, the newly formed gimp sock puppet was ordered to act like Elmo.
by Twat pringle January 5, 2024
mugGet the gimp sock puppetmug.

Crazy sock sunday

On crazy sock Sunday you do something illegal in you goofyest socks so everyone knows it’s a joke
Sock wearer-PUT YOUR FUCKING HANDS UP NOW!
victim-*looks at socks* oh ok
Sock wearer-*unloads appropriately 30 rounds into the person shredding them to pieces*
Victim-that was a crazy sock Sunday
by Vitcum March 23, 2023
mugGet the Crazy sock sundaymug.

In the socks

When the shit so bad you strip down to only your socks
Man this shit has me in the socks
by Günter of Detroit January 6, 2022
mugGet the In the socksmug.

Want my socks?

-an exclamation expressing anger, displeasing, or reject of a thing and/or person.

-can also refer to leaving a facility or environment with someone to make love
Example1
person1: why are you such an ass
person2: Im sorry, you want my socks?

example2
person1: want my socks?
person2: yea lets bounce honey
by Frozen socks 555 August 18, 2021
mugGet the Want my socks?mug.

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