by Thomas Crenshaw August 19, 2010

A term used when you wish to protect your seat by slapping it before you leave. This means you will have your spot when you return
by Anon1738626 December 30, 2016

by Dylan_Alien666 October 12, 2017

Person 1: I'm going to slap your McMuffin!
Person 2: Hell, you could eat my McMuffin.
Person 1: Ummmm.... A'ight.
Person 2: Tonight. My apartment. 10 o' clock.
Person 1: Sweet.
Person 2: Hell, you could eat my McMuffin.
Person 1: Ummmm.... A'ight.
Person 2: Tonight. My apartment. 10 o' clock.
Person 1: Sweet.
by Unicornxcannibal March 5, 2011

When someone uses a needlessly complicated or esoteric word when a simpler word or expression would suffice.
A common occurence amongst neophyte academics who wish to impress peers.
A common occurence amongst neophyte academics who wish to impress peers.
Why did you say "lacuna" to just say that he had a "break" or "opening" in his schedule? That was a needless vocabularical bitch slap.
by novalush December 18, 2009

When a male hasn't washed there dick in over a week, then during sex slaps their partner across the face with it.
by Coco4dayz July 26, 2016

Any form of damage or disparagement, which can be done without the need for proximity, directed to another person who has been labeled a bitch.
by b1tchcakes December 14, 2016
