Mohr: Hey Chris, do you want to grab some smoked meat at Schwartz's?
Walken: Let me tell you pal, you'll never get a table in there tonight. That place is busier than stink on a bum's nut sack!
Walken: Let me tell you pal, you'll never get a table in there tonight. That place is busier than stink on a bum's nut sack!
by Skeletor's Havoc Staff August 1, 2013

by mzyv June 11, 2016

A sexual position performed by two people, one of which has to be a male. The man inserts his penis between his partner's nose and mouth (in the area where a mustache grows) and peforms a repetitive humping motion, while his partner makes duck lips.
Subject 1: Yo, last night this chick showed me a new sex position called the "portuguese sack lunch", I liked it a lot.
Subject 2: Man, you are one twisted small dicked motherfucker.
Subject 2: Man, you are one twisted small dicked motherfucker.
by Flama741 February 19, 2018

Can refer to either:
(1) What unacceptably-performing OSI folks could expect from Steve Austin's boss Oscar, or
(2) Fabric bags dat said Hebrew head-honcho gave to Steve and/or Jaime for use in their secret-agent endeavors.
(1) What unacceptably-performing OSI folks could expect from Steve Austin's boss Oscar, or
(2) Fabric bags dat said Hebrew head-honcho gave to Steve and/or Jaime for use in their secret-agent endeavors.
Any goods-procurement personnel who passed out inferior-quality CARRYING-SACKS to OSI mission-operatives would likely find themselves on da receiving end of GOLDMAN SACKS!
by QuacksO April 22, 2022

by Liambaker June 2, 2016

The sexual act of placing your testicles over a girl's eyes, where she can only see your sack and giving the impression of glasses.
Jack: Man, this girl I was with wouldn't suck my dick, so when she was asleep, I hit her with some sack glasses.
Dave: Nice! But why not go with the dirty sanchez?
Dave: Nice! But why not go with the dirty sanchez?
by The sack slapper March 6, 2011

A nut sack jam is an uneducated, dirty semi truck driver that has no clue how to maneuver their truck in a parking lot.
An idiot truck driver pulls into a truck stop or parking lot and it takes them an hour to get to semi backed in. These truck driver typically have unnecessary hood mirror.
An idiot truck driver pulls into a truck stop or parking lot and it takes them an hour to get to semi backed in. These truck driver typically have unnecessary hood mirror.
by Christina1985 December 9, 2017
