Murphy's Rape

If it can go wrong, not only will it, but it will go so wrong you start to think "This couldn't possibly be happening to me, I must have lost my mind and am imagining this, please pass the thorazine."

Having had a terrible day that not even Murphy's Law could begin to describe I jokingly said the phrase Murphy's Rape. My friend finding it funny suggested I upload it to Urban Dictionary, but as Murphy's Rape would have it, the computer froze when I tried to take my friend's advice.

by Lilly33 October 27, 2012

cold rape

Raping someone with snow/ice/something frozen.

"I will cold rape you."

by NotBloodyApplicable May 31, 2016

scruff rape

When a woman has a fetish for men with scruff... She picks her men by the quality of their scruff and proceeds to spend the evening running her fingers through his scruff paying absolutely no attention to the man. Scruff Rape.

Amy met a guy at a concert and Scruff Raped him!

by ScruffRapedAtParadiso November 21, 2013

rape on tape

a TV show that stars in the year 2069- about video footages of people getting raped in many places and by different ethnicitys and different group sizes. Staring Jimmy Savile , Woody Allen, Bill Cosby, Charlie Sheen, Andrit Alushi, Mike Tyson

'Hey Becky did you see that new episode of 'Rape on tape' it was a very extravagant episode'

by wiji board October 14, 2018

rape tool

N: A penis or other item used to facilitate rape and terrorize women.

John was tried in court because he forced his rape tool inside multiple women.

by Purple Gurl February 9, 2015

Religion rape

When someone forces you to hear their message

Dude, this car brand is advertising on social media, tv and even on the billboard. I even start dreaming of it, it tries to force me to love it. I feel so religion raped.

by CharlyElias January 6, 2014

Ear Rape

Extremely loud songs or music.

I listened to ear rape songs yesterday. Now i can't hear.

by fixo March 13, 2019