Social Scat

Tweets and other social media entries left by an individual. Often studied and analyzed in order to draw conclusions about a persons online and offline personae. Currently not readily accepted as being reliable, although it is admissible in a court of law and may be used against you. Especially if you act like an asshole.

By following the social scat of the Boston Bombers many concluded that the younger brother was not a religious fanatic.

by Uchoose April 26, 2013

Confused Social User

One who follows facebook on twitter, has a facebook that says, "check my myspace", etc.

Girl 1: Did you see my facebook?
Girl 2: Oh yeah I totally followed it to your twitter.
Guy: What did the twitter say?
Girl 1: Check out my myspace!
Guy: You are one confused social user

by The guy who fu-[censor] June 10, 2011

Social Pimping

Inviting some one to go out to entertain anther person in the group you don't feel like entertaining.

Social Pimping - I'm going to social pimp karen to hang out with emily tonight so she leaves me alone.

by gangstagoldfish March 2, 2011

social apple

A man (usually named Gabriel) that likes to eat and also talk to people.

Wow, that guy Gabriel is a real social apple!

by --that one guy-- November 30, 2016

Social Discomfort

To feel uncomfortable around people attached to you

Bryce felt so much social discomfort with juli around him

by Xrusii April 7, 2022

Social Distintitus

A condition on the body that when exposed to people if close proximity, shuts down and begins to vibrate at large speeds, causing instant death through exploding.

I suffer from Social Distintitus.

by Spicey_burrito May 5, 2020

social dynamic

The idea of how you and a friend e.g. opposites attract, tall and short, popular and nerd

I think our social dynamic is opposites attract

by Eddie Munson’s Girlfriend August 3, 2022