just got DICKED!

Dicked - The act of being messed with or being pranked.

Beatrix: OMG! Someone just threw a HUGE pile of turtle diarrhea on Farnsworth!
Darrin: It sounds like he just got DICKED!
Beatrix: No doubt.

by Government Cheese Eater September 22, 2021

I'm not holding on to you. I've got my entire knee.

I see you’re bored. You are so bored that you even look for meaningless phrases.

Tim: I’m bored. I’ll search “ I'm not holding on to you. I've got my entire knee.“.
Robert: What?

by Anomymus1362 November 22, 2024

Got the receipts

Having tangible evidence that something is true — whether that is a good thing or a bad thing.

Golfer 2: Wait! No way you scored a hole in one last weekend!
Golfer 1: Sure did, and I’ve GOT THE RECEIPTS. (My caddy caught on cellphone)

by LA-Bebo July 18, 2025

Whatcha got there?

Whatcha got there can be used as a friend thinks another friend is hiding something, like a secret, or can express that they are curious about something.

Somebody: Walks
Friend: Whatcha got there?
Somebody: Nothing-

by yeet da child December 18, 2022

I got the duck

Another way to say you've been laid off.

"I got the duck last night." "Oh dude, I'm so sorry to hear that! You'll find something new, I'm sure of it."

by anonymous January 23, 2025

You Just Got Lesnar'd

An expression that applies to something that only shows up once or twice a year. But when it does, it takes you on an emotional tour of suplex City - bitch.

I mean Tony, I get it. Your Christmas bonus was $100 less than last year. "You Just Got Lesnar'd" by your cheap skate boss for the second time in two years. At least it doesn't happen often.

by LoFiNerdyGuy September 4, 2019

Get Got

(Verb) the action of being hit by a truck, or destroyed so utterly in an unrelated subject as to be comparable to being hit by a truck

“Yo dude! I can’t believe I just shot you through three walls with an AWP! Get got”

by yourgreatgramps April 22, 2024