your mom

Person often seen on the Internet.

I saw your mom on the Internet.

by MoonKnight January 9, 2003

your mom

A phrase often used by townies as an insult. This is because they don't have the brain power to think up anything better then these two simple words (its a surprise they even remember that!) Commonly used by boys in pretence that they shagged your mom last night.

person 1: You stupid piece of shit,why the fuck did you do that?
townie 1: Your mom

by jaffacakes April 28, 2004

your mom

annoying word that if used, the person deserves to be beaten up

person A: Whats that in the sky?
person B: YOUR MOM!
*person A screams in rage kills person B*

by fiddlesticks September 19, 2008

mom bags

Saggy mom boobs.

-Dude, Emily is lookin' pretty fine tonight
-Nah man shes totally got mom bags.

by charles strickhouser January 29, 2009

Your Mom

The one that gives birth, target of many urmom jokes.

urmomma so ugly that she got arrested for mooning when she looked out the window.

by Ninja Monkey July 2, 2003

your mom

the hottest slut EVAH

person 1: man, I wanna do your mom
person 2: ...
person 1: *gets punched in face*

by klanci and n0ob June 10, 2006

mom-off

Its like a complete turn off.

But, your mom causes it by coming by your room late at night to say good night or in other cases "GO TO BED".

Before she came you were probably masturbating and looking at porn.

You will lose your boner and feel tired and shitfaced.

Chris is jacking off at porn with his friend Jack.

Chris's mom comes to say goodnight at the sleepover.

Jack whispers, "What a mom-off."

Chris replies, "Yeah."

by urbancruiser May 2, 2010