Ninja Boy

1. One with the legendary ability to pass gas in a room full of people without being noticed.

2. A person of Indian heritage who looks to be of African descent.

1. I have never heard Frank fart. I believe he is a Ninja Boy.

2. I saw Isaiah eating curry. I think that he is a Ninja Boy.

by Laws of Gravity May 25, 2010

Ninja of Darkness

A master hacker who often bends space and time just because he is bored. He is able to summon his thirty-four black belts at will from anywhere in the universe, doing so by slipping them through wormholes from his hacker yacht at his hacker island. He is a little bit lumpy at times, but that is only a side-effect of his undigested metal pipes that he slips down his throat while hacking to keep him focused.

"Did the Ninja of Darkness totally just slurp down a metal pipe in front of the Moderators?"
"The Ninja of Darkness totally just gulped Andrew's 2DS in front of the Moderators."
"I think the Ninja of Darkness totally just licked a salty moai to oblivion in front of the Moderators."
"The Ninja of Darkness totally just swallowed a roomba whole in front of the Moderators."

by zimbabwezaibatsu April 25, 2023

ninja turtle

when someone opens up to their fear or tells a deep story about themselves, but is interrupted by someone who says something unnecessary or asks some nonsense. the phenomenon is called beeing "ninja turtled"

"I told my deepest fears but was interrupted by an ninja turtle"

by Merihaka July 29, 2021

Ninja

A big nosed skinny kid that earns millions just from streaming fortnite. He should thank fortnite for saving his life, cuz otherwise his scrawny self wouldnt have anywhere else to go in life if it wasnt for the fortnite game. He thinks hes the best and gets salty and assumes the person who killed him is stream sniping.

I was playing Fortnite yesterday and I killed someone, fair and square. I was surprised when I found out if was ninja that I killed. A few days later, I got banned for stream sniping.

by notastreamsniper February 22, 2019

snapchat ninja

a guy/girl that only talks to you on snap, but doesnt have the balls to talk to you in real life.

girl 1: how come ethan only texts me on snap? but doesn't talk to me in the hallways
girl 2:that nigga a snapchat ninja

by weeweeweapon December 21, 2018

Ninja

He is the best squeaker ever for those clapped 9 year old mother fucking normies who still think Ali-A is a good meme

When you watch Ninja you always get the best 9 year old cringyness

9 year old Carl: “ Yo yo George you watch the best fortnite player ever”
9 year old George: “ Who’s that mush”
Carl: “ It’s Ninja”
George: “ Innit he is the best

by 90percentbiggay April 3, 2019

Ninja Attack

1. when someone comes completely out of nowhere during a race or any other event.

2. fighting a single person or a group of people like ninja

"That guy was in last place for the race but he just Ninja Attacked us."

by y.cole June 15, 2012