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Subscription Monster

an app/website that forces you to pay for a membership/subscription in order to do basic tasks or even use it at all
Guy 1: Aww man, this website is now forcing me to pay to do something I used to be able to do before for free!
Guy 2: That's why I tend to avoid Subscription Monsters, Just use this alternative instead.
by TBTheTB August 31, 2025
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Monster Paw

To get a costume Mike Wazowski's claw and shove it up the ass creating a sharp but tingly sensation into the gluteus maximus
Me and my partner tried the Monster Paw and it was Amazing, but it also brought us closer as people
by Dr SexyMan August 10, 2024
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Monster Munch

The inserting of false teeth into a very hairy bang hole be it anal or vaginal prior to giving it a good ole railing. Care must be taken not to cut ones tallywhacker on a sharp latteral incisor!
I Monster Munched the mrs last night, used my nans chompers and went to town on that baggy ass snatch!
by Styleeeuk January 13, 2012
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Monster Scientist

Monster Scientist, Named Dr.brickenstein is a
Minifigures released in October 2015 as part of
71010 Minifigures series 14
The Monster Scientist takes on a cartoony Appearance.
by Jordan Hurley September 5, 2025
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Monster Hunter

Someone who hunts inbred people for a living.
Jake went to Alabama to become a Monster Hunter. He preferred to use a long sword than a rifle for such job.
by Spaceman7000 July 30, 2024
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prude monster

Doc: Man Zoo dat chick a straight prude monster she aint even wanna kiss ion even think she ever kissed anybody and she 25yrs old.
by b-rag-g November 3, 2008
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Whacking the Monster

1)masturbation

2)hitting a bullie at a school/work place
"Man I'm tired from whacking the monster last night"

"Jerald began Whacking the Monster that had called a poop-nugget his entire life"
by PeRf3Ct C1rClE June 4, 2009
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