John O'niell

A Fagot from Arizona who lies about having sex multiple times a day
this person is ugly and has no friends he commonly ejaculates to his dads tiny dick when watching a black guy fuck his mom

Stop being a John O'niell Don't lie about sex.
a fagot who needs to go kill there self

by BullyDestroyer January 20, 2017

Little John

Small penis

Bitch 1: remember that dude from yesterday

Bitch 2: yeah what about him
Bitch 1: I sucked him off but figured out that he has a little john.
Bitch 2: knew he had a small dick fucking loser

by Thesuperwisedudewholikespussy October 20, 2021

John Chess

That one guy that looks like Steve Jobs with a moustache who’s definitely the real creator of chess.

Remember when John Chess was definitely the real inventor of chess?

by LaithianIturbide August 11, 2021

Pulling a John

When a guy is dating a girl and decides, after verdantly pursuing her for weeks, that he is no longer interested. Instead of being upfront and honest, he disappears without explanation. This makes interactions with the girl extremely awkward when they don't need to be. When the girl tries to find out what's going on by sending a thoughtful and honest text or email, the guy ignores this, making the girl feel rejected, hurt, and confused.

The reasons for abandoning the relationship are typically psychological in origin (i.e. mommy/daddy issues, fear of commitment/intimacy, etc).

"How are things going with Dan? You guys seem way into each other!" "Oh, I haven't heard from him in over a week. He dropped off the face of the earth. I guess he's pulling a John."

by Sue Grillz & Sparkplug December 14, 2012

Pulling a John

It is when you walk up to a electronic device with complete confidence although you have no idea what you are doing, and you mess everything thing up.

One is Pulling a John when one grabs a remote control and set the TV to scan channels when he wanted to change the volume.

Or when your wait an hour for something to buffer then once it does, you fast forward it till it buffers again.

by Dracolord1208 October 2, 2011

John Cena

The 2nd coming of Gahndi himself. The mold of what every man should be. Packs a 16 inch schlong. Will steal your wife with the blink of an eye. Can move mountains with the snap of a finger. Has visited the lost city of Atlantis. Knows where Tupac is hiding.

"I'd go gay for John Cena"-Mike Pence

by 123guy456 January 18, 2019

Juicy John

A Roblox Football Fusion YouTuber who has voice cracks every five seconds!!!!!!!!!!

I bet people make fun of Juicy John's voice cracks when they see him at McDonald's

by Coolcoolew January 16, 2022