Jacob is a stunning man, seen as a father to some and a best friend to all, this 105lb man will beat the living wheels off you if you dare speak word of anyone he loves. Jacob is a hard worker who never backs down, he is always ready to drop the mitts on the ice or throw the biscuit top cheese. this guy is a all around BEAST and all aspire to some day be as great as him.
*Someone chirps isla rose*
* Jacob beats the wheels off them*
"holy shit that guy just got Jacob McGuiganed to fuck"
* Jacob beats the wheels off them*
"holy shit that guy just got Jacob McGuiganed to fuck"
by Taintlickerwafflekicker May 20, 2022
bro your so jacob tal your more jacob tal then me
by yaniballer August 01, 2011
Jacob Boast is the definition of a perfect man, with the most perfect blue eyes, a heart of gold and all the ladies must be chasing after him.
by Alc21296 September 26, 2019
A man who is the best precision machinist in the world. Always rolls coal and fucks big booty bitches every night of the week in his combine as he is harvesting the corn to feed the poor of the United States, a country that he loves dearly. Jacob Renner loves his family more than anyone else in the world, especially his stepsister. He loves Coors light or Keystone beer, the amount of beer he consumes is the stuff of legend. He loves to drive fast in the F-250 flatbed truck that makes all the girl's panties drop at the sight of him rolling coal. Uttering the phrase 7.3 Liter is enough for any man to drop to his knees and pray that you may be saved by the reckoning that will come. However, Jacob is considered a closeted homosexual by some as he drove with only red tractors this harvest even though John Deere is the meta.
Jacob Renner rolls coal on his way home after eradicating all Chevy's, Dodge's, and economy cars and saving all the children from the burning down orphanage.
by A Real Piece of Shit November 25, 2019
Jacob Whalen is a good firestarter
by Anonymous 555234 January 18, 2023
The hottest mythical creature of all time, but extremely overlooked. Total Gryffindor/Hufflepuff and a loving friend, lover, brother, father, son...you name it. Totally way better than Edward.
“Jacob Black is so gorgeous!”-Everyone with common sense
by SilverTheWof December 25, 2020