Beat the Poo

A game played whilst sat on the toilet, in which one masturbates whilst having a poo, and they are victorious if they ejaculate before the poo comes out.

I played Beat the Poo earlier, unfortunately didn't win though.

by greenlan July 29, 2018

nothing beats a jet2 holiday

Pretty much the only meme that’s not some weird and nonsensical AI brainrot, dangerous challenge or of an offensive manner or represents or promotes racism, sexism or any other illicit activity.

nothing beats a jet2 holiday is the only non offensive or non ai slop viral meme that took 2025 by storm.

by why are russian girls so cute October 10, 2025

beat box

A personal computer, often many years old, whose sole function is watching porn.

Damn that thing's ancient, it still work?

It'll surf the web, that's all I need it for. It's my beat box.

by dashman23 March 15, 2024

Creighton beats Marquette Day

Celebrated annually on January 20th

Creighton Beats Marquette Day fun fact: Anonymous eagle is the worst account on twitter

by RDJAYS February 20, 2022

beats the drums

An expression that shows one thinks something is good or bongoes. The thing that is bongoes performs the phrase. When used in the past tense, it can either be "beats the drums" or "beat the drums" interchangeably.

"That game last night was really good, it really beats the drums."

by Bongoeman February 26, 2025

sneak beat

When you beat your dick while there are people around

Darren sneak beat when sleeping next to bj

by The real almighty July 31, 2017

Cheek beats

The noise as a result of pounding a female into the abyss, usually accompanied by a firm grasping of her butt-cheeks.

Male 1: Did you give her the D?

Male 2: Dude, i made some mad cheek beats

by JeremyJones December 5, 2013