hit the roof

To become extremely angry or upset.

He hit the roof when he found out that she betrayed him .

by Clouds in my coffe October 27, 2017

Hit and run poster

Someone who post's something online, and never comes back to check reactions

He posted a question about his problem, but doesn't check the responses he got. He's a real hit and run poster!

by WeslyAdvanceSP March 2, 2017

Near hit

Similar to a near miss, used in a mocking sense.

Hey there J-man, nice near hit!

by Sneedonym February 18, 2023

hit dem draws

Have sex with him.

I'd definitely hit dem draws. He is looking so fine.

by Adridree April 24, 2018

hit or miss

hit or miss I guess she took the kids ya now I'm crying and jumping off a bridge ya

hit or miss shut the fuck up

by cunt fuck nigg____ August 14, 2019

Hit up the Big City

To have a nice thanksgiving meal with your family

Hey, ready to Hit up the Big City this month?

by Squiddey November 12, 2020

Hitting the lottery

When you shit your pants and finally make it to the bathroom, only to realize the shit never made it to your underwear because your ass cheeks held it in. It’s a great feeling of relief because you don’t have to throw out your underwear or clean off the shit smeared all over your ass.

Me: Fuck I sharted

Me 5 min later: Yes! I love hitting the lottery, now I don’t have to wipe shit off my legs!

by Xxxxxxxxfanboyxxxxxxxxxx July 3, 2020