school of hard knocks

not half as funny as the prequel "school of hard knockers" starring michael cain as the college jock.

the dean : JOCKSON!
cain: your only supposed to blow the bloody dorrs off,man.

by scott van winkle June 18, 2004

try hard

someone who trys way harder than everyone else they are playing with

the best example of a try hard is brandon vanhal. Takes the driveway like its the nba but rattled when you try to tell him that. Tone it down

by SUBWAY YEA May 23, 2011

Johnny Depp Someone So Hard

When you accuse an innocent party, such as when Amber Hear accused Johnny Depp in an effort to cancel them, when in fact they are (just like Johnny) the innocent party. This can be used to scapegoat someone, shift blame, or just cause chaos. This is referred to as to “Johnny Depp” someone. As an extra form of gaslighting, you can pretend this means the opposite, hire a PR company to help portray the opposite, and remove or hide items off of the internet.

Question: “You’re going to blame an innocent student for Luke’s hysteria?”

Answer: “I’m gonna Johnny Depp someone so hard they’re gonna want to crawl into a hole and die.”

Or

“I did not punch you, I was hitting you”, as you watch the innocent party then escape to bathroom, pursue, and smash a door in their face.

by DefinitelyNotElon October 7, 2023

Three the Hard Way

Something that's difficult to do. Originates from four difficult sporting maneuvers:

1.Rollerblading
2.Skateboarding
3.Basketball
4.Huslin'

Which can be used to describe the difficulties in life.

1. Spinning your body (360 degrees) into a grind in the most difficult manner.

2. Spinning your body (360 degrees)on a skateboard in the most difficult manner.

3. Scoring from the 3 point line.

4. Rolling a 6 on a dice with a 3 and a 3.

Hence, meaning something that is difficult to do.

1. Damn son! Barry Aragon just did a hurricane topsoul down the 4 flat 20 rail, three the hard way!

2. That wack fool can't even 3 the hard way down the civic four stair set. Ice him.

3. My boy, Royboycop, scored a 3 the hard way to tie the game for the LA-T (Lambton Authority-Team).

4. You washed me son, you rolled three the hard way!

5. Living in the ghetto without that guap is like three the hard way.

by Ousmane's tru bro March 11, 2012

school of hard knocks

An institution where drs go to learn how to do breast implanrs.

"Are you qualified to do breast implants?"

"Certainly, I learned at the School of Hard Knocks."

by REAL AMERICAN June 15, 2005

Apple Hard

When you are so excited that your boner is harder than normal. Usually in reaction to receiving a new Apple product, of which said product will probably be outdated in 6 months, making the power of this boner fleeting, but truly powerful. When one becomes "Apple Hard", they often experience a feeling of superiority, usually over people who use PC's. While this feeling of superiority may be misguided, the power of the Apple Hard is often too powerful for the novice and one succumbs to the massive pull of the boner.

My new iPad just came, and I am Apple Hard right now!

by FBRPonline June 3, 2011

Going hard in the Nasty

Use to describe your day or anything.

Or
Answer every question with this

Tom: what were you just doing?

Tyrone: I was going hard in the nasty! That's what!

by Nemo be trippin August 8, 2014