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Free Tibet

Term used by Westerners that doesn’t really work because Tibet was heavily invested in by the CCP and their previous government used to be a theocracy, and Tibet hasn’t protested since 2015.
Westerner: Free Tibet!
Actual Tibetan: I really don’t care if we get independence
by SomeRandomUrbDicBruv June 15, 2022
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Free Thinkers

The random hairs on your face that are somehow way longer and different than all the others
Person 1: yo man you’ve got a couple free thinkers
Person 2: oh shit man really thanks for the help
by i rented a goat September 16, 2022
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free tissues

here for ur tears
here is some free tissues
by anonymous September 14, 2020
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free bagel

1. A loose butthole. You can make implications about toppings yourself.
"I went over to Jennifer's place to get myself a free bagel yesterday."
by DrSpocktopus November 13, 2013
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free dane

after two idiots got into a fight one was suspended for longer than the other and lots of people thought it was unfair, hence starting the 'free dane' movement at win high school 2021
"did you see the snack line sign?"

"no why?"

"someone put 'free dane' on it"
by yeahlol57678 January 23, 2022
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Scot-free

A free good or service of such poor quality that it costs to fix it. A derogatory word for Scottish commodities.
The original mullet was a Scot-free haircut.
by Dubs Check October 17, 2025
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How you describe a proposed recreational activity to a girl to alleviate most of her "automatic" (i.e., uncertainties that would typically occur to her "right off the bat" whenever anything unfamiliar is suggested to her) concerns .
Telling a cutie that, "It's easy, fun, free, legal, calorie-free, and won't get you pregnant" when you wanna give her an "all over" massage is fine and dandy,. but how can you be so sure that this will all be true? I mean, just **you** try and "keep it in your pants" when you have a luscious-fleshed girl lying naked and submissive in front of you!
by QuacksO January 4, 2020
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