grooming shower

A shower taken just for shaving

I'm wearing a skirt tonight. I'll have to take a grooming shower

by Sarah fake name April 21, 2015

Yukon Shower

When you sneeze on a bald person's head thus, showering them in a fine mist of snot.

Thanks for the Yukon Shower, you asshole

by Partydude17 May 6, 2022

Golden thought shower

An outpouring of piss poor ideas, typically regarded as insightful, or “pure gold,” by the ill-informed source.

The company’s “direction” is determined by the latest golden thought shower from the VP of Sales - who happens to be the CEO’s entitled son.

by TheBoiler May 3, 2018

escape shower

taking a shower to avoid any kind of conflict with the people you live with

“dude my mom is pissed i’m gonna go take an escape shower”

“my hygiene is incredible from the amount of escape showers i take when avoiding my family’s arguments”

by delphiniumium April 24, 2023

shower child

a child who just never cleans any part of his body (including the penis)

your such a bloody shower child, OOGA BADOOGA

by cookiebeing February 13, 2022

Shower

To pour bleach in one's eyes to wash away Jax Rule 34

I'm gonna take a shower

by Charles Manson Jr. October 25, 2023

Shower Chowder

The combination of cum and hair that builds up in the drain after a few months in a college dorm room. Think of the drain as a bread bowl.

Stop Gargling Shower Chowder and get your life together!

by TheGovinator January 28, 2022