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Ass Clown

An Ass Clown is a man who for reasons beyond his control, either doesn't know how to talk to girls, get them to like him, or fails at foreplay and sex in general by playing around too much or being being cold and emotionless.

Ass Clowns will usually drone on and on about things that no one is interested in, and along the line might just become a misogynist and wonder if libido should exist or if post-nut clarity is the true state of man.
"Would you like you hear about the Van Allen Theory" Said the Ass Clown to the girl he was trying to chat up.
by SecondManInTights November 15, 2018
mugGet the Ass Clownmug.

Clown Teeth Poo

the sound of a very fast poo, relating to the sound of the arcade or carnval game where you shoot out the clowns teeth
pppttthunk , thats the sound of a clown teeth poo
by takeadumpinyourcornflakes November 8, 2011
mugGet the Clown Teeth Poomug.

Boner Clown

you are such a boner clown taking 6 hits of LSD
by Zec12 February 27, 2017
mugGet the Boner Clownmug.

Clown

by PresBidenKE July 17, 2024
mugGet the Clownmug.

Clown

Most people at kings high school apart from an elite group that use clown spray to stay free from the clowns
the head clown is @miss tedd
you dropped your clown license
by Dont_be_a_clown October 30, 2019
mugGet the Clownmug.

Clown

Do you know you are a clown?
Yes, you are the clown.🤡
Clown
You're the best person in my life.
*One week later
She/he got a new bf/gf
by Heeseung's gf November 21, 2021
mugGet the Clownmug.

clown

Person 1: Man, this girl on twitch I just donated my college fund on her and she noticed me!
Person 2: You're a clown you know that right? You wouldn't even notice me saying hi to you.
by hellwar69420 October 9, 2021
mugGet the clownmug.

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