An Ass Clown is a man who for reasons beyond his control, either doesn't know how to talk to girls, get them to like him, or fails at foreplay and sex in general by playing around too much or being being cold and emotionless.
Ass Clowns will usually drone on and on about things that no one is interested in, and along the line might just become a misogynist and wonder if libido should exist or if post-nut clarity is the true state of man.
Ass Clowns will usually drone on and on about things that no one is interested in, and along the line might just become a misogynist and wonder if libido should exist or if post-nut clarity is the true state of man.
"Would you like you hear about the Van Allen Theory" Said the Ass Clown to the girl he was trying to chat up.
by SecondManInTights November 15, 2018

the sound of a very fast poo, relating to the sound of the arcade or carnval game where you shoot out the clowns teeth
by takeadumpinyourcornflakes November 8, 2011

by Zec12 February 27, 2017

Most people at kings high school apart from an elite group that use clown spray to stay free from the clowns
the head clown is @miss tedd
the head clown is @miss tedd
by Dont_be_a_clown October 30, 2019

by Heeseung's gf November 21, 2021

Person 1: Man, this girl on twitch I just donated my college fund on her and she noticed me!
Person 2: You're a clown you know that right? You wouldn't even notice me saying hi to you.
Person 2: You're a clown you know that right? You wouldn't even notice me saying hi to you.
by hellwar69420 October 9, 2021
