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Clonazepam

A potent, sedative benzodiazepine (benzo). Used to treat anxiety and sometimes insomnia or restless leg syndrome. Similar to Xanax and Valium (same drug family).

Kpins are also used recreationally. The term "kpin" is typically only used in recreational circles.

It will get you high.
Dude, I got some Clonazepam. Gonna get hella high.
by bleedglory May 14, 2011
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ClownMonger

Lonely internet chat site user, never brave enough to use its usual user name; commonly found trying to get a reaction by flooding sites with unfunny and often rude, aggressive behaviour.

Hates to be ignored; must always be the centre of attention, usually as a result of being ignored as a child by its now deceased Mother.

Medication and electro-therapy are recommended treatments. In severe cases a gun to the head may be the preferred option.
Oh look; yet another ClownMonger on here; IGNORE AND AVOID.
by Ban Hammer July 19, 2009
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clownsourcing

the act of outsourcing tasks, traditionally performed by an employee or contractor, to an undefined, large group of clowns, through an open call.

clownsourcing depends essentially on the fact that because it is an open call to an undefined group of people, it gathers those who are least fit to perform tasks, unable solve complex problems and contribute with the most idiotic ideas.
I used clownsourcing to save on software development. I got back some code that could only have been developed by folks wearing floppy shoes and big red noses. The code even had a "do you want fries with that?" subroutine. Never underestimate the wisdom of the clown.
by HDiaz55 November 30, 2011
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Clownsel

A counsel made up of (ass)clowns. Whenever a governing body that calls itself a "-counsel" makes a decision that's stupid as shit, it becomes a clownsel.

A good way to refer to a counsel that thinks it has authority to govern, but has proven otherwise through its ineptitude and/or corruption.
ex1:
High school student1: The goddam student clownsel approved the school administration's idea of breath testing all students for alcohol when they enter dances.

Student 2: What the hell? I thought those ass clowns were supposed to represent our interests, not service the dicks of the admin on command.

Student1: Yeah, guess now we'll have to do drugs first instead of drinking. I was hoping to just get by with beer, but the clownsel forced my hand.

ex2:

Homeowner: Three members of the city clownsel just got busted for embezzling our tax dollars, I always knew they were a bunch of no good weasels.

ex3:
College student 1: Did you hear the student clownsel just voted to host a homeless tent city in our parking lot and quad?
student 2: WTF? I paid a shitload of money for my parking spot this quarter and now they get to shit there for free and my car's gonna get trashed.
Student 1: Well I guess the only people who would want to be members of the clownsel are pompous do-gooders with no concept of reality just trying to boost their resume, so it's not too surprising.
Student 3: The president will just veto it when all the parents complain, a clownsel vote doesn't mean shit, they have no real power anyway.
by SmellsLikeVictory September 6, 2011
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CLOWNISM

Clownism denotes the action of practice of clown-like behavior. Brought into use by IG Mama, this word defines all person engaging in clown-like behavior as clownism. It is not limited to that but also depicts funny hypocrites.
1: Did you see what Mario did? That was clownism for sure fam!

2: These diaspora clowns are getting out of control! They are in some deep clownism.
by PullUpToMiBumpa October 26, 2019
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Clownward

Intro
Oh yeah yeah, oh yeah yeah, oh yeah yeah, oh yeah yeah, oh yeah yeah
Oh yeah yeah, oh yeah yeah, oh yeah yeah, oh yeah yeah, oh yeah yeah

Chorus
Oh yeah yeah, oh yeah yeah yeah yeah
Oh yeah yeah, oh yeah yeah yeah yeah
Oh yeah yeah, oh yeah yeah yeah yeah
Oh yeah yeah, oh yeah yeah yеah yeah
Oh yeah yeah, oh yеah yeah yeah yeah
Oh yeah yeah, oh yeah yeah yeah yeah

Verse 1
I'm in the litty committee, oh yeah yeah yeah yeah
You're in the shitty committee, oh yeah yeah yeah yeah
I'm in the witty committee, oh yeah yeah yeah yeah
You're in the titty committee, oh yeah yeah yeah yeah
I'm in the bitty ga-bitty, oh yeah yeah yeah yeah

Pre-Chorus
Oh yeah yeah, oh yeah yeah, oh yeah yeah, oh yeah yeah, oh yeah yeah, oh yeah yeah, oh yeah yeah, oh yeah yeah, oh yeah yeah

Verse 2
I slapped your momma
Oh yeah yeah
She voted for Obama
Oh yeah yeah
You have a pet llama
Chorus
Oh yeah yeah, oh yeah yeah yeah yeah
Oh yeah yeah, oh yeah yeah, oh yeah yeah, oh yeah yeah, oh yeah yeah, oh yeah yeah yeah
Oh yeah yeah, oh yeah yeah yeah yeah
Oh yeah yeah, oh yeah yeah yeah yeah
Oh yeah yeah, oh yeah yeah yeah yeah
Oh yeah yeah, oh yeah yeah yeah yeah
Oh yeah yeah, oh yeah yeah yeah yeah
Oh yeah yeah, oh yeah yeah yeah yeah
Oh yeah yeah, oh yeah yeah yeah yeah

Outro
Obama, oh yeah yeah yeah yeah
Obama, oh yeah yeah yeah yeah
Yo Clownward released a new song and it is fire.
by Clownward June 20, 2021
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clownklllered

In a battle royal style video game when you drop in a city with many buildings, but your teammate comes to loot the same building that you went to.
Bro, I just got clownklllered!
by DiarrheaCakes May 14, 2022
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