Mind Boner

To have a great idea.

I just got a mind boner; what if socks were self drying and cleaning!

by TooHardtoHandle January 12, 2015

Mouth boner

That tingly feeling you get in your mouth when you think of a certain food or start eating something you've been thinking about eating.

Person 1: Why did my mouth feel weird when I took a bite of that Thin Mint?
Person 2: Dude that's a mouth boner

by sweaty-weeb February 9, 2015

clutch boner

When you're in a 1 vs 4 situation and you manage to win the round, and your penis becomes enlarged.

"Holy fuck dude nice clutch!"
"Yeah man! I have such a clutch boner!"

by ノ(ಠ_ಠノ ) May 1, 2015

The anthony boner

When you fuck a guy name anthony but he gets emotional and starts crying when he pounds you.

He pulled the Anthony Boner last night when I was riding him.

by Yo Boys May 21, 2015

Vaginal boner

when a girls clitoris gets so hard it's almost like a boner.

This girl sat down with her legs spread open, we could totally see her vaginal boner

by Dicksupmyass6969 October 12, 2015

Boner-bod

When a guy/girl has such low body fat that there's veins all over their body, resulting in their limbs resembling a full on boner

Guy 1: "Bro did you see that guy? He was shredded cunt!"

Guy 2: "Yeah brah, he looked like he had a boner for arms!"

Boner-bod

by thewildeone August 11, 2016

boner garden

a place where boners grow

lol i used to have a small dinger but i sent it to the boner garden now im at like 4.5 inches

by big but toucher December 11, 2016