Astrolo-Boner

When someone gets an erection from anything to do with Astrology.

1: "Hey bro is that the North Star?"

2: "YES!..Sorry I just came to the sight of it"

1: "Dude..you just got an Astrolo-Boner"

by AWildPikachu May 29, 2012

Boner bend

Pressing your erection against the object of your affection.

Before putting it in, I gave my loved one a few boner bends against her knees, just to let her know I care.

by GhostWarriorDong October 02, 2013

Mitachurl boners

A Genshin Impact monster that are big and makes it seem as they have a huge dick and has a lot of boners.

Mitachurl boners look hot and wanna suck it all.

by MitachurlsAreSoHot July 02, 2021

boner genocide

A buzzkill or boner kill happening to many people. A huge letdown to all.

One night, every student in Mr. Johnson's class noticed that their grade had risen 20%. The next morning, Mr. Johnson announced to the class that this was just an error and that everyone's grades would go back down 20% by the end of the day. The result was absolute boner genocide.

by fuckin fucksticks August 22, 2014

Orange boner

When you have such a huge raging boner that it falls out of your pants

Did you see Taylor's orange boner, he really should keep that hidden

by Orangeboner December 23, 2016

The anthony boner

When you fuck a guy name anthony but he gets emotional and starts crying when he pounds you.

He pulled the Anthony Boner last night when I was riding him.

by Yo Boys May 20, 2015

Corps Boner

A person who takes the corps too seriously and thinks being called a Corps boner is a complement. Also can be a roommate who can never take getting pranked because “we are gunna get in trouble”

Hey crimson chin your such a Corps Boner

Thanks man I love this place even though I really want to go home

by SauceManYT February 24, 2020