Similar to ordering too much food at a restaurant, “eyes bigger than my asshole” means when you’re horny and you think you can take a dick up your ass that’s larger than you can comfortably or safely handle.
This can also be used in reference to dildos and other anal toys
This can also be used in reference to dildos and other anal toys
I was looking for dildos the other day and bought a 3 inch thick rubber dong, I can’t even get the tip in. Guess I had eyes bigger than my asshole, that’s what I get for shopping horny.
by Sleepyyykty July 05, 2024
1. Someone who wishes to be a smartass that no one wants to acknowledge
2. Someone when given an important task wants to be fussy and give you a lot of attitude
3. Most politicians when they start talking
2. Someone when given an important task wants to be fussy and give you a lot of attitude
3. Most politicians when they start talking
Becky, I don't need you to be a proactive asshole. Please just take the trash out.
When Senator Peachfuzz started talking to the crowd, there was a groan from the audience. One person said: "Well at least he's being a proactive asshole about it and just piss everybody off and one time.
When Senator Peachfuzz started talking to the crowd, there was a groan from the audience. One person said: "Well at least he's being a proactive asshole about it and just piss everybody off and one time.
by Sigma Rigel August 08, 2022
Originating from the word Asshole or the Latin phrase: (nequissimi ignea culus) is the term used to describe someone who is very unlikeable and tends to hold the belief that they are like amongst the people and can usually hold the characteristics of a Babbling Idiot. (See: Bernie Sanders) Pronounced: A•ss•hol
Matt: Bernie Sanders just said the biggest threat to the nation is white men and their mercantilistic ways and then he removed me from his rally.
Donald: Well as you may know, Senator Sanders is a Flaming Asshole™️ maybe the biggest, warmest, and largest the world has ever seen.
Donald: Well as you may know, Senator Sanders is a Flaming Asshole™️ maybe the biggest, warmest, and largest the world has ever seen.
by CNN-Facts_Matter August 14, 2019
Person 1: What do you think the 'blue asshole' even is, do you think?
Person 2: Dude I just sat down who the fuck asks that
Person 2: Dude I just sat down who the fuck asks that
by dandan7 November 25, 2024
a type of religious person who doesn't stop whining because you don't believe the same religion as them. follows you in public to show you their "sky daddy". harasses people for being LGBTQ+
DAMN MAN! did you see that annoying asshole who doesn't shut up about god earlier? he was following me to try to "pray the gay away". he said stuff like "Adam and eve, not Adam and Steve"
by bootleg_retard October 09, 2023
Jane: I hate bullys
Will: yeah that's why there are conditioned assholes like me who give them a taste of their own medicine
Will: yeah that's why there are conditioned assholes like me who give them a taste of their own medicine
by Siknedevum January 31, 2020
by Nerd classified April 08, 2016