christian honk

When a Christian couple lightly grabs their significant other's ass.

"Last night I gave my wife a good Christian honk."

by Closet Nerd May 29, 2020

Christian

Someone who is just a bit weird and may seem like a terrorist on the outside. But on the inside they are very kind, dedicated and caring. They make you laugh all the time with their dumb jokes stupid actions. They seem to get in trouble all the time but manage to get out of it un-harmed. Christian is a very nice person who doesn’t have many friends but few very good ones. One could say you are very lucky if you are friends with Christian.

Christian seemed like he was going to kill us all, but instead he helped us instead.

by Charlie Hudson December 31, 2021

Gay Christian

What the name says

remember, a Gay Christian is not a contradiction a hateful one is

by TheBaseliner September 5, 2024

Christianing

The act of avoiding working at all cost.

My Boss said I was Christianing, instead of being productive.

by Christianing suxs June 22, 2016

Eva and Christian

Two individuals who knew one another for quite a while but only recently fell for one another. After feelings bloomed and these two people began to get together, they constantly kept rewriting the definition of their love. Eva the kind and adventurous soul met by Christian the charismatic and gentle being. These individuals were made for one another and no one could ever say otherwise. Fate isn’t always on your side but for these two, destiny has their love story set in stone. I love you. <3

Oh, Eva and Christian, they were meant to be together from the start.

by Chazard04 December 27, 2023

Christian

What followers of Christ call themselves

I recently became a Christian when I found God in my depression.

by Urgardianangel December 22, 2020

Christian

Normally, If you type in on Urban Dictionary the word or Name Christian you will find definitions like he is a great friend that is there for you or something like Christian is the type of boyfriend that is always very sweet to you but really it's not like that at all.There are alot of people with the name Christian and I'm sure that there are plenty of people with the name Christian that are kind,nice,and sweet but really,The one and only Christian that I have met has been my boyfriend but he wasn't the kind of boyfriend that was always sweet to me.I met a Christian that wasn't charming and caring like someone else had said,I met a Christian that had called me a Stupid girl.This particular Christian has made me cry myself to sleep or feel a level of sadness that no one could comprehend.I have gone through so much stuff with this guy and so much stuff has happened like my heart being broken.I hope to find another Christian that is nice,sweet,and one of a kind.But, this is the real world and people like Christian will always be around that will tell you something to make you feel like trash.So,I hope that if anyone meets a good ,and kind Christian,they keep them around forever the way that I couldn't.

Girl:" What happened?Are you okay? Why are you crying?"
Other Girl:"I don't know what to do.I'm crying because of Christian".
Girl:"I'm so sorry".

by 700@201 October 10, 2018