A Christian baby (named after a genre of quora questions) is a hypothetical where the scenario described is made such that the only good outcome is predetermined by the asker (i.e. converting to christianity)
P1: if hitler was trapped in a building with one thousand orphans and the only way to save the orphans was to save hitler would you save him?
P2: that is such a christian baby
P2: that is such a christian baby
by Gummy34 January 06, 2024
Absolute hell. A shitshow full of druggies racists and peril officers. Everyone there hates anyone of color and makes sure to ignore any real issues.
by FRB1GG1E November 20, 2021
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by Jeremiah lacerna August 01, 2017
Oh you let your wife bang other dudes while you watch and jerk off? That's Christian.9091 shit right there
by FUCKFACEMCGRIDDLE September 04, 2019
by chrishalesawasteman September 14, 2020
There’s lots to unpack here. This is a school for a bunch of rich white assholes who like to stay in their white bubble of Christian-ness. Everyone thinks they’re the shit, but in reality, people in the real world who go to normal public schools laugh at these dweebs. Our diversity rating, negative percent. With some pervs, fossils, cat grandmas who can’t tell they’re super cringe, and subs who can’t self tan as teachers, you’ll have an interesting experience to say the least.
Person 1: did you hear about that school, Harrisburg Christian school?
Person 2: ewww they’re a bunch of losers haha
Person 2: ewww they’re a bunch of losers haha
by Crazy_rat_johnson July 08, 2023