Alex

The cutest guy you'll ever meet, Alex is a genuine, caring person, he is one of the best people you'll ever meet.

"Wow, you finally snagged yourself an Alex?!" "Alex is a full course meal, 5 stars"

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Dude who's got a big gyatt

Mark: damn that guy's got gyatt

Simon: that's alex

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Alex

He is crack at fortnite but he will die by noobs in

Zone wars.

Alex dies by noobs

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Born with a complex form of down syndrome and autism, Alex began dunking at 2 days old on a 10 foot rim. His godly dunking rivals that of his idol, James Harden, and he hopes one day to play with him. Often described as 'retarded' and a 'make-a-wish kid', Alex was originally born in a hospital in Kazakhstan. Reportedly when the nurse looked at his face she jumped out of the 15 story building window, screaming as she fell that 'that was the ugliest face ever'.

Also used as an adjective to describe similarly retarded people

OMG, that kid's an Alex Lomuto!

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Alex Gagawa

a redheaded fuck face thats dating himself he works at gay meyers

person 1 : fuck u alex gagawa
person2: -gets a fucking stroke and proceeds to jam their arm into their esophagus until death from stroke or suffication of the arm-

by Colon standish May 24, 2018

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