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Air On The G-string

A piece of "off-color" music dat celebrates da crude practice of wolf-whistling so hard when a skimpily-clad chick walks by dat she actually feels da wind-blast from your whooshy admiring-vocalization on her bare butt.
If J.S. Bach heard "what they did to his song" --- i.e., da bawdy "Air On The G-string" butcher-job on his famous and clean-themed "Orchestral Suite No. 3 in D major" --- he'd so totally be turning over in his grave!
by QuacksO June 9, 2019
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Air Lozenge

A pretending to use a pill rather than taking one's required medication. The actual pill may be hid in one's sleeve, anus/rectum, or nasal cavity until anyone forcing one to consume the pill is out of the room. The anus thing doesn't really work if it's a suppository.
Geez, grampa really doesn't want his medication. I saw he was taking an air lozenge while he shoved the pills up his bum until the nurse left.
by Niger Tits February 1, 2016
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Air Bay

A nickname used to describe a persons' basketball prowess, and over aggresive demeaner, specifically in practices and scimmages; generally a mocking term. Air Bay might Baystyle a team mate in an attempt to injure and replace them on the squad.
The best player on the worst practice squad would be "Air Bay"
by scottyballgame01 October 14, 2008
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Air fried tossed salad

N. Technically a fart, specifically while tossing one's salad.
I had relaxed a bit too much while she was tossing my salad, she hate my air fried tossed salad and spent the next twenty minutes in the bathroom vomiting the 40 dollar shrimp cocktail she just had to have.
by BIG 60, blytheville September 7, 2020
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Air cigarette

For those moments when you really need to smoke a cigarette, but don’t have one or is trying to smoke less. The only logical course of action is to pretend-smoke a cigarette and pretend-puff smoke out of your mouth.
“I gazed into the sweet sky as I pull nothing out of my pocket and smoke an air cigarette.”
by H@ckerman August 15, 2022
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Mid air drain

When you busting a nut mid air drain in a trampoline.
Tyler parents were home so he took her tinder date in the backyard in the trampoline and did a (mid air drain .
by Atwhatcost January 14, 2020
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Alabama Air Freshener

When you stick your finger up Collins meaty ass and sniff it until you cum
by Trashbonious August 12, 2017
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