Male: Hey baby, do you want to have sexy?
*She stares back blankly, the man may as well be taking the cat for a walk*
*She stares back blankly, the man may as well be taking the cat for a walk*
by Excessive Sharting April 02, 2017
This is the odd, somewhat inhumane walk that people wearing Jordans do when they have purchased themselves a brand-new pair, in hopes of not creasing them, so that they can show off to their peers.
Richard: What is that guy doing over there? Why is he walking so funny?
Mortimer: I believe that gentleman is doing the Jordan walk.
Richard: Good heavens!
Mortimer: I believe that gentleman is doing the Jordan walk.
Richard: Good heavens!
by gusoid June 13, 2025
by Zerointerior November 14, 2011
When girls are so thirsty and want to get laid they do the crab walk with their legs open waiting to get laid.
by newenglandwx December 16, 2016
When you apply your weight on your foot, flat step by step, preventing your body and feet from being in momentum so you don't slip on ice.
by Logicalinspiration December 17, 2013
A person who wheres all black or white besides there mask that most of the time has feathers, stones, dreid bugs, paint, and others things of all colors the decorate the mask. Walking Masks never speak unless asked a question, they will answer in quotes and different languages till they walk away, hints " Walking Mask".
by SiberianWords December 20, 2016
by Drop... November 29, 2017