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"Were you fiscally double-dragoned?" - Aravind
by Bruce Campbell May 27, 2003
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Double Dipping

Double dipping is an act performed by a male that involves the act of penetrating two or more different vaginas on two separate occasions during a normal business day with his penis. Often times it is considered customary to avoid washing of the penis between "dips". Although many consider this non-sanitary and often thought to accomplice the spread of sexually transmitted disease, a true boss will perform a "double dip" in this manner. Although this is a prize form of double dipping it is not required for an official double dip, and washing of the penis will not void the action of a double dip.
On my birthday for breakfast I met up with Cinderella, who is a real dirty bird, who bought me breakfast and fucked me. Shortly there after for lunch I met Snow White and she also fucked me, followed by Jasmine for drinks who also fucked me. And then Snow White came back by and performed falacio before spending the night not knowing I had been double dipping cunts the entire day.
by *KING* February 27, 2013
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Double Whammy

After your through taking a shit, you decide to masturbate.
Hell, my pants are already down, mind as well pull a Double Whammy!
by Mitch Donato March 6, 2010
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double entendre

Saying something that has more than one meaning. Such meanings are generally naughty. A double entendre is fun for everyone!
That was a double entendre!
I know, man, I know!
There were TWO entendres!
by karmanganswanga September 22, 2007
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double ontondra

n. referring to a person's name - usually their given name but possibly also their family name or stage name - that seems to be either a mispelling of another word or a homonym, to humorous effect
n. a mocking term for any name that seems to be "completely made up," or which is so far out of the mainstream as to be funny
n. a phrase used to point out someone else's misspelling, misapplication of a phrase or term, or literal or verbal slip-up
Winona and Bubba named their daughter Ontondra, after hearing someone use the term "double entendre," and thinking that it meant "a really smart thing to say." Her name was a mild double ontondra.

When Cece Peniston came on the television show, Beavis said, "I wonder if she wants to SEE SEE my PENIS-ton? Heh heh." She had an outrageous double ontondra.

How can parents give their children names that cause them such torment? Ada Dick was married to Harry Butts. Each of whom endured years of teasing for their double ontondra.
by Michael Gannett February 22, 2006
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double cheeseburger

The act of two men inserting their penises into a woman's anus at the same time.
The pornstar Gauge is especially adept at performing the double cheeseburger.
by Chrispybro May 4, 2006
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double duty

Someone who is a hooker and a stripper.
If you're lucky, then that stripper at the club will be a double duty.
by mwiz March 3, 2015
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