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University of Oregon 

A 4 year university in Eugene, Oregon. They usually accept the kids that were too stupid to get into Oregon State University. They are known for blowing way too much money on sports, and most graduates will spend their adult life flipping burgers and wishing they had attended Oregon State instead.
"Why did i go to University of Oregon? I got laughed at when i applied for a job."

South Carolina University 

The University of South Carolina is home to more than 200 years of history and tradition, rising from a single building in 1805 on what would become the heart of the campus, the Horseshoe. The 11 buildings that now make up the Horseshoe frame a lush lawn that is an irresistible gathering place.

The university is expanding west toward the Congaree River in support of its research initiatives in nanotechnology, health sciences, Future Fuels™, the environment and information technologies. This innovation district, Innovista, includes a master plan for policy, physical infrastructure and support elements for job creation and growth in the knowledge economy. Innovista promises to be an economic catalyst that will raise the state’s per-capita income and quality of life by attracting knowledge-based businesses and high-paying jobs to an urban research university campus within a community that has a high livability appeal.

Joining the flagship campus in Columbia, are four-year campuses in Aiken, Beaufort and Upstate (Spartanburg andGreenville). Four two-year campuses in Lancaster, Sumter, Salkehatchie (Allendale and Walterboro) and Union help the university cover the state.
Our mascot Cocky searches the South Carolina University campus to find a suitable roost. Between Russell House, the Horseshoe, the Strom Thurmond Wellness and Fitness Center, the hustle and bustle of campus life gets Cocky down; how can he find a peaceful home with all the commotion on campus? Luckily, he finds a peaceful place in the heart of campus to call home– Gibbes Green.

Drexel University 

Clown college and Big5 Rejects of Philadelphia Basketball. It's school that lives off the attention U Penn receives. There is no one famous to ever come from this place and tries to claims it's "commitment to excellence" through how much it's endowment level increase. Drexel tries to claim Temple's connections and Villanova's credibility, but in all seriousness it's more of Junior College that's just buying ads to put it's name on things. About 35,000$ overpriced, meaning it's should cost about 2200$ a year to go. Community College of Philadelphia is more prestigious.
Hey do you want to go to a high ranking, prestigious school? Sure, which one? Drexel University! No thanks bra, I'd rather go to clown college. Less waste

Dalhousie University 

Dalhousie is where all the artsie fartsies go. If you enjoy waiting for a bus, just so that you can go to your next class, then this is the University for you.

Dalhousie: Home of the worlds most segregated campus.
Dude 1: Where are you going, man?

Dude 2: I've got to walk down to Spring Garden road so I can catch the bus and head to my next class.

Dude 1: That sucks man, it's like -10 outside.

Dude 2: Tell me about it, I fuckin hate Dalhousie University. I shoulda' wen't to SMU.

Regis University 

Regis is located off Federal blvd. in Denver, Colorado. If anyone knows about Federal blvd. is that it's the home of damn mexicains!!! They are all over the place. Walking off campus at night is asking to be shot in the K-mart parking lot! There's nothing good about Regis... it's a small fucking university with so much damn drama. Go Badgers!!! "WE GO TO REGIS!" is my favorite quote to live by!
Why do you wana transfer? "WE GO TO REGIS!"
Regis University by Wisco March 17, 2005

Louisiana Tech University 

A university located in Ruston, Louisiana.
Ruston itself is an empty, po-dunk town with nothing to offer. The most promising part of Ruston is Louisiana Tech. However, La Tech (as it can be called) mistakes itself as something amazing since it is the only thing within Ruston. So, La Tech is a school full of rednecks that believe themselves to be elitists and geniuses.

Tech is also often changed into an acronym meaning
"Transsexuals Enjoying Cocks Hourly"
person 1: "Look at that douchebag, he thinks he's hot shit"
person 2: "Yea, he must go to Louisiana Tech University."

person 1: "They are definitely T.E.C.H. people."
person 2: "Yea, homos! I saw one of them getting it hard from behind yesterday behind the WAC"