dog rock

A weathered, and typically hardened dog turd.
Usually ripe for kicking at or into anything you could imagine.

I spotted a old "dog rock" on the side of the road... So I soccer kicked that "curb nugget" right into the hood of some dudes drug rug.

by Dilboss September 28, 2020

Cora the Dog

The Thiccest dog in all of history

Cora the Dog ate the entire fucking Fridge

by flushed emoji October 4, 2020

strawter dog

The art of making a Water Dog out of a common beverage straw.

"Man that Strawter Dog Billy made is a ripper"

by Pipes 4 Daze October 18, 2020

The Stalty Dog

The act of having anal sex with a woman and then receive a blow job from her to finish you off.

"I can't believe you pulled The Stalty dog tonight"

"She was definitely down for The Stalty Dog"

Girl: "I'm totally down for The Stalty Dog"

by The Original SD October 19, 2012

Gray Dogging

Blowing old people in public places. Specifically, public places in England.

Bloke #1: Have you seen Nigel?
Bloke #2: He got pissed and was gray dogging a hobo behind the pub last I saw.

by ermaghernet October 23, 2012

Dog Creeper

A mild form of stalking which occurs when a dog makes its owner feel uncomfortable by acting weird, sketchy or creepy; staring at the owner for extended periods of time, following the owner from room to room, always wanting to be in physical contact with its owner, obsessively licking and smelling the owner, physically crying when the owner leaves the home.

My Chihuahua is such a dog creeper. Every time I look up she is always close by, sitting and staring at me.

Seriously, my dog must be the creepiest dog creeper ever. I would let her sketchy ass sit next to me all the time if she didn't act all creepy when she did. Bitch is always licking on me like I am a lollipop, and of course you can see in her eyes that it turns her on.

by mydogsgonecrazy November 7, 2012

Dog Sick

Very fucking ill. Like how dogs poop and puke everywhere.

Dude, I'm dog sicks right now

by MilkmanMilkSteak January 4, 2013