Special Olympic Slalom

When a girl in a wheel chair gives you a blow job by opening her mouth and rolling the chair back and forth.

The cute blonde girl in the wheelchair gave me a Special Olympic Slalom last night.

by Tommy4 January 21, 2025

santorum special

When you are trying to engage in sex but are out of lube so you, or your partner, use diarrhea instead.

"Oh man, we are out of lube."
"It's okay, I had Taco Bell for lunch so you can get a Santorum Special.

by El Toro Queso June 17, 2019

mulvaney special

A special drink were the bar tender rubs his dick on the cup for that salty muskey taste and serves it with bud light. Or any budwiser drink.

Guy: " yoh give me that Mulvaney special ,I wanna feel that exaggerate female stereotype with the refine narcissistic theather kid taste "
Bar guy: "you want the taste of dick with budlight basically "
Guy: "yes...yes I do.

by Tiredude April 30, 2023

Colorado Special

When you use a Woman’s yeast infection to make a Microbrew IPA

Me: Ya this girl I was with last night had a nasty bread smell coming out of her legs.
Friend: Dude that’s nasty ass fuck
Me: Yeah but it made for a tasty Colorado Special

by anonymous November 17, 2021

Therapist Special

When a therapist purposely doesn’t respond to a desperate message outside of session where you bear the depths of your soul.

I texted my therapist I was going to off myself the other day, she gave me the therapist special!

by Lightsun May 10, 2024

Rudy's Special

A sex act involving two consenting parties where one eats cheerios out of their partners ass. Milk is optional.

Dat ass is so fine I wanna have a Rudy's Special for breakfast.

by anonymous April 19, 2021

Triple special

Snorting coke, taking an xtc pill and injecting heroin all at the same time.

Me:”Wanna have some fun? I’ve got a bunch of drugs lying around”

You:”Why not make it a triple special?”

by Amove December 1, 2020