raped van

Simular to rapist van, the raped can is when a van is sitting in a parking lot and a FAT man "rino" rapes the van.
this shit geos down in ohio

1 .damn that rhino got rapped, a raped van. damn.
2. OMGF NIGGE(no hard r) IS THAT A RAPED VAN?
3. adamn smasher, rapes the underage rihno (raped van)

by adamns rapist December 28, 2022

Midget Rape

When a little person come up behind somebody, and wacks them with their oompa loompa stick.

"How did Jessica die again?"
"Oh, she got Midget Raped."

by Koneko^^ July 21, 2018

rape scale

A method of categorizing near-rape to full-rape experiences, with one being a casual, non-sex offender sort of comment, five being somewhere in the grey area between a law suit and a brush off, and ten being full-on, jail-for-life rape.

I saw that guy totally just grab your ass. I hope it was below a five on the rape scale or we need to beat somebody up!

by Dukes by Daisy April 25, 2011

Religion rape

When someone forces you to hear their message

Dude, this car brand is advertising on social media, tv and even on the billboard. I even start dreaming of it, it tries to force me to love it. I feel so religion raped.

by CharlyElias January 6, 2014

Rape Circle

A group of dudes or women with dildos fucking each other in the ass while forming a circle.

A: Hey guys, lets get together and perfom the Rape Circle together?

B, C, D: Niaaaace!

by Spinnievenings June 12, 2018

Murphy's Rape

If it can go wrong, not only will it, but it will go so wrong you start to think "This couldn't possibly be happening to me, I must have lost my mind and am imagining this, please pass the thorazine."

Having had a terrible day that not even Murphy's Law could begin to describe I jokingly said the phrase Murphy's Rape. My friend finding it funny suggested I upload it to Urban Dictionary, but as Murphy's Rape would have it, the computer froze when I tried to take my friend's advice.

by Lilly33 October 27, 2012

cold rape

Raping someone with snow/ice/something frozen.

"I will cold rape you."

by NotBloodyApplicable May 31, 2016